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[agentrogue]

...must write in journal or all friends will laugh at me. Hiya folks, I've been strung out on lack of sleep over the last couple of weeks, and I believe I'm starting to know what a heroine addict feels like. Regardless, I can't throw off the shackles of school and responsibility (at least, what little of it I have) so forward is really the only way I can go. Today is a toast to Max's home land, as I will celebrate his heritage by taking not one, but two siestas today. If anyone should feel compelled to join me, please do. Looks like my dad finally found the official link to the cherokee nation for my family. He's even been named by the chief of the chikosaw (sp?). So my dad's official indian name is Red Hawk. Pretty cool, huh? I encourage all my friends to call him by it at every opportunity and watch as his chest swells up to immense sizes. Or he might just jump down on your face and claw out your eyes, after all, I heard indian namings are frighteningly accurate. In this tradition, I'm hoping my name will be something like "eats others kidneys", or "grumpy badger". Oh, I can't imagine the teasing from Max and Bryan if my name was grumpy badger. Anyhow, I'm gonna try and keep on top of the journal in the near future to communicate with all you crazy kids. After all, I'm gonna be gone in July or so, and how else would you know what I'm doing?

P.S. Max, are you in for this weekend, or what?

Gentlemen, behold! I have surgically grafted an antler to my groin!