Steak fajitas are a tasty treat...
...and have absolutely nothing to do with this post. Just thought I'd say. Pertaining to this post however, beards suck. Or rather, the beginnings of a beard suck. It's very much like having a little cactus on my face that I forget about while I'm walking around, but then decide to lay down somewhere and discover that it has not, as I would have hoped, disappeared, but is actually sniggering in the sadistic knowledge that I'm about to yelp like a freshly neutered puppy. Alright, maybe not like a freshly neutered puppy, but certainly like a puppy. Also, on a completely separate note, I love metaphors and similes. Just thought you should know. Afterall, if we're to be together, we should know everything about each other. Is there anything you want to tell me?