I'm a cartoon

Jan 22, 2007 10:05

Hey, do you know what happens when you spray Listerine in your eye?

It hurts!

My father bought this new Listerine PocketMist thing. After attempting unsuccessfully to get it to spray something, he gave it to me to try, which is kind of like handing a chainsaw to a four-year-old. So I examined the device with my unbiased, scientific eye, and then I gave the trigger a few test pumps and-WHOOPS! It sprayed directly into my left eye.

I stumbled around in agony, cursing various gods, and then managed to make my way into the bathroom so I could rinse out the eye. Cartoon characters who spray stuff in their eyes never seem to have to do that.

"Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" - Lenny Leonard
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