I knew it! and HOT DAMN ALL WE NEEDS NOW IS A RED SUIT AND MARY JANE

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Mental powers start to dwindle at 27 after peaking at 22, marking the start of old age, US research suggests.

And

Spider Bite Allows Man To Walk Again

I would like to get bitten by a flying spider, since my flying nerves are still borked from the margarita accident of '94.