Note to Cat
Oscar,
Daddy loves you very much.
Daddy is very pleased you're learning new acrobatics.
The Jump-On-Desk-Land-In-A-Flop technique is particularly stunning.
However when you do that in the middle of Daddy drawing today's EIGHT panel long Sidequests comic it puts him at great risk for a heart attack. This, combine with the weight Daddy's put on since Mommy left, is not good because if Daddy dies there will be one less person to feed you.
Sincerely,
A Bleary Eyed Cat Owner
ps. How did this happen? Didn't I hate cats?
Daddy loves you very much.
Daddy is very pleased you're learning new acrobatics.
The Jump-On-Desk-Land-In-A-Flop technique is particularly stunning.
However when you do that in the middle of Daddy drawing today's EIGHT panel long Sidequests comic it puts him at great risk for a heart attack. This, combine with the weight Daddy's put on since Mommy left, is not good because if Daddy dies there will be one less person to feed you.
Sincerely,
A Bleary Eyed Cat Owner
ps. How did this happen? Didn't I hate cats?