Photos and Stuff
Well I finally got my camera to stop misbehaving and so here comes a dump of photos. These are the pictures from my trip back out to California in the early part of this year.
First we have the beautiful landscape of Northern California. If you point out the landscape to someone who grew up in NorCal (instead of the flat grey skyed turd which is Buffalo) they will look, strain, and then ask you something like, "What? Behind the hill?"
More of backroad picture then anything
Below you will see Napa. No you're really not missing anything in this picture.
Some of you will not understand why I found this next picture so funny.
Not everyone has had their girlfriend try to initate sexual relations by shouting, "Put your ding-a-ling in my muff-muff."
Here we see Michelle's grandmother. She owns about three acres of farm land in an area where a bungalo house on Ritz cracker goes for 100 billion dollars. She tends to the whole place by herself, she's five hundred year old, and she will outlive us all by feasting on the blood of teenage run aways. That last part may or may not be true.
I'm not sure if Michelle will be more upset with me for alluding to the idea of her grandmother being a day walking vampire or that I posted her old high school pictures below.
Below you see my tourist instinct take over as I cannot help but pick a "Real California Orange" right off the tree at teshara's grandmother's place. Below that a wider shot that includes one of the trees and her grandma's pool.
So teshara has at this juncture pointed out that one of the books that's just gathering dust on her grandmother's shelf is one of the exact same books that was part of the Mark Twain exhibit at the Buffalo Public Library. As you can see, interest was peeked.
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And now the guy with KING KOOPA license plate takes us off to Santa Rosa
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. I wonder how often, in this day and age, workers at these places hear that line.
A map of Sonoma, it's hard to commit the lay out to memory, I know.
Some buildings downtown in Santa Rosa. That big shiny part of the building catches the wind like the surface of pond. It's really cool looking. Just trust me. I think I accidentally deleted the video.
My bro Denny in the white shirt. I came out for his wedding sources say.
You can see this pool from the bathroom. I'm not sure if that's decadent or just weird.
We call this outfit "Chi-Chis On Parade"
And this is what happens when you give me a hand held game at a party. I don't think I moved for the next three hours.
Finally we showcase the few friends I got to see. biracialsocks and ptigris are here at the famed LA BUFA RESTAURANT.
Which can only mean
OH YES
IT IS
THE SUPER BURRITO!!!
(just smile and nod I went absolutely mental getting to have this again, here is just a couple of the few thousand pictures I took. The video of me running down the street with it and singing will never be seen again)
I call this next one "The Best Morning Ever"
(with ptigris as the sun rising over Yummy Country)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SUPER BURRITO biracialsocks!!!?
YAY!!!
This is the front of "Home Blown Glass" which is the pipe store right next door to La Bufa. They have their glass blowing set up in the front window of store. The sign just to the right of the picture warns people not to watch when someone is blowing glass because, as you can see from this guy's goggles you can seriously fuck up your eyes. Yea, roll that logic around in your head for a minute as we move on to visiting darkefyrefae and Gabriel
Gabriel has a cunning plan
He's gunna steal my fiance and he don't give a FUCK what I think about that!
First he'll subdue her with ole People's Elbow to the boobies.
Then a quick boobie grab
After that she is defenseless.
Completely broken down by Gabriel he can do to her what every guy wants to do with a girl.
Drive his Hot Wheels cars in and out of them.
Surely his mother will help.
Shit.
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCK IT!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
And now Gabriel to dance us off!
Better late then never right guys?
First we have the beautiful landscape of Northern California. If you point out the landscape to someone who grew up in NorCal (instead of the flat grey skyed turd which is Buffalo) they will look, strain, and then ask you something like, "What? Behind the hill?"
More of backroad picture then anything
Below you will see Napa. No you're really not missing anything in this picture.
Some of you will not understand why I found this next picture so funny.
Not everyone has had their girlfriend try to initate sexual relations by shouting, "Put your ding-a-ling in my muff-muff."
Here we see Michelle's grandmother. She owns about three acres of farm land in an area where a bungalo house on Ritz cracker goes for 100 billion dollars. She tends to the whole place by herself, she's five hundred year old, and she will outlive us all by feasting on the blood of teenage run aways. That last part may or may not be true.
I'm not sure if Michelle will be more upset with me for alluding to the idea of her grandmother being a day walking vampire or that I posted her old high school pictures below.
Below you see my tourist instinct take over as I cannot help but pick a "Real California Orange" right off the tree at teshara's grandmother's place. Below that a wider shot that includes one of the trees and her grandma's pool.
So teshara has at this juncture pointed out that one of the books that's just gathering dust on her grandmother's shelf is one of the exact same books that was part of the Mark Twain exhibit at the Buffalo Public Library. As you can see, interest was peeked.
================================================
And now the guy with KING KOOPA license plate takes us off to Santa Rosa
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. I wonder how often, in this day and age, workers at these places hear that line.
A map of Sonoma, it's hard to commit the lay out to memory, I know.
Some buildings downtown in Santa Rosa. That big shiny part of the building catches the wind like the surface of pond. It's really cool looking. Just trust me. I think I accidentally deleted the video.
My bro Denny in the white shirt. I came out for his wedding sources say.
You can see this pool from the bathroom. I'm not sure if that's decadent or just weird.
We call this outfit "Chi-Chis On Parade"
And this is what happens when you give me a hand held game at a party. I don't think I moved for the next three hours.
Finally we showcase the few friends I got to see. biracialsocks and ptigris are here at the famed LA BUFA RESTAURANT.
Which can only mean
OH YES
IT IS
THE SUPER BURRITO!!!
(just smile and nod I went absolutely mental getting to have this again, here is just a couple of the few thousand pictures I took. The video of me running down the street with it and singing will never be seen again)
I call this next one "The Best Morning Ever"
(with ptigris as the sun rising over Yummy Country)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SUPER BURRITO biracialsocks!!!?
YAY!!!
This is the front of "Home Blown Glass" which is the pipe store right next door to La Bufa. They have their glass blowing set up in the front window of store. The sign just to the right of the picture warns people not to watch when someone is blowing glass because, as you can see from this guy's goggles you can seriously fuck up your eyes. Yea, roll that logic around in your head for a minute as we move on to visiting darkefyrefae and Gabriel
Gabriel has a cunning plan
He's gunna steal my fiance and he don't give a FUCK what I think about that!
First he'll subdue her with ole People's Elbow to the boobies.
Then a quick boobie grab
After that she is defenseless.
Completely broken down by Gabriel he can do to her what every guy wants to do with a girl.
Drive his Hot Wheels cars in and out of them.
Surely his mother will help.
Shit.
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCK IT!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
And now Gabriel to dance us off!
Click to viewBetter late then never right guys?