Obama's helping already

[agentorrange]

So I took my lady love to vote. I had to show he how to operate the new fangled machines from the 1960s. Anyway one of the girls that was helping run the polls works at the Subway that my lovely lady used to go to back when she worked at Champs in the Easturn Hills Mall. She's a manager there now. She offer her a job.

He's not even in office and already Obama's gotten my girlfriend off unemployment!
*ducks*