Nate's GF Brittney
Well last night was a lot of fun. I didn't feel like calling anyone until like 4 so I was lazy all day until then, and I called Nate and found out that he had no plans and that he also couldn't get a hold of Dan and everyone so that sucked. I lost Chris Coan's new number so I couldn't call him and see what's up with them on the 4th so that sucked more. I showered and got dressed and then Nate called me and told me that Dan called him and told him to come over and to call me and have me come over. So I drove to Dan's apartment going like 85 the whole way. I get there and some girl I've never seen is laying on the ground outside Dan's door and she's like "you can walk right it" and I was like "no bitch at Dan's you fucking knock on the door" and she didn't like that very much hahaha so I knocked and Dan answered and was all happy I had showed up. Turns out Skyler was already there and that he brought two bitches from Schaumburg with him, one was just plain foogly and the other was pretty cute with some nice big tits, and he brought this 29 year old guy that played drums in his old band too. So Nate's gf Britney was over and her friend Jenny was too and everyone was drinking and it was fun times. When I got there, there was half a case of Special Export and half a case of Red Dog and about a case of Mickey's grenades. So I had a few beers and then me, Dan, and Jenny took off for the liquor store where I bought two cases or red dog for everyone and 3 40s (2 steel reserve & 1 mickeys) for myself. Got back, drank up and sat around drinking for awhile. Made some hotdogs and brautworsts on the grill and that was fun. Got pretty close to Jenny and then realized that the girl is way too weird for me and shit. So Nate finally shows up by now, this kid Dave drove him. That was cool, I was glad to see the kid. Anyways, his gf kept doing beer bongs and Nate was being a dick to her so eventually she got really drunk, and I was really drunk and she sat next to me on the couch and started snuggling up all on me. So she's all snuggling on me so I put my arm around her and she smiled and got closer to me. She was all wasted and Nate was sitting next to me and put her hand on my balls and was like Britney why you trying to get all up Asshole's balls, and she got up and hit him and smacked him a few times yelling about how he can fuck himself and how he's a dickhead & that she knows what's going on and is awake and then got all close on me again. So we kissed and shit. I started playing with her boobs (which were Cs or Ds I'd say), and my friends got out my camera and took a picture of me kissing her while I'm grabbing her boobs and she's all happy looking, hahaha and then they took more pics of us. She was all smiles the entire time and I was whispering in her ear that I'm kissing her and stuff and she smiled and said it was all good or something like that. But shit that girl is real cute and I've liked her since I first met her...and her boobs felt so great in my hands and I enjoyed kissing her and then sippin' my Mickeys 40. By now everyone is going to think that I took advantage of the 16 year old girl, but no, she really started everything with me and I didn't fuck her or anything, just messed around with her for awhile. She had another beer or two and then she just like passed out in my arms so Jenny & Nate took her to her room and put her to bed. Then we all waited for like half an hour to go to the fireworks, but by the time we got there they were over. So we walked down by the fair drinking beer and I stole a little American flag out of someone's yard and was all yelling about how this is an American flag and how America rules and it was hilarious. So we saw some shitty ass band, said tons of shit to them, left that, walked around and Skyler got a bunch of free food for us from the people at the shops. All this stupid shit happened with that hot girl that Skyler brought 'cause Skyler was drunk and talking about how she's his property and that none of us can touch her and shit, which sucked because I was about to grab her tits because well I was drunk and they were looking mighty fine. Heh. So we eventually got back to Dan's and talked for awhile outside, went back inside, and I had another beer and so did everyone else, and Nate went to Brittney's and was all gonna dump her ass but I guess he didn't and it sounded all weird. We could hear them yelling at eachother in the hallway. So yeah Nate's told me before that he wouldn't mind if I fucked his gf or anything...he said it's cool as long as she lets me. I like her a lot, she's a really fucking cool girl. I do feel bad for messing around with my boy's gf right in front of him, but DIZZAMN did that shit feel good...and hell yeah I'd do it again. OK, so now it's 7:50am in the morning 'cause I drove home last night because I work at 9am this morning. So I'm gonna go shower and stuff now before work. Later fooz.