I Didn't Mean To Waste Your Time...
.001. ] Name: Joseph Aleron Tucker
.002. ] Gender: Robot
.003. ] Age: 21
.004. ] Birthday: 5 October 1982
.005. ] Height: 69"
.006. ] Hair color: Brown
.007. ] Eye color: Brown
.008. ] Race: Slowly
.009. ] Is your hair long or short: Short
.010. ] Repping: What the fuck is repping?
.011. ] Zodiac sign: Libra
.012. ] How many languages do you know: English, German, bits and pieces of Cherokee
.013. ] Nationality: Brooklyn
.014. ] Piercings you have: Septum
.015. ] Piercings you want: Everywhere
.016. ] Tattoos you have: Dragon on right bicep, sun on left bicep, gaelic for balance left pec, kanji for truth right pec, snake/knife on left calf
.017. ] Tattoos you want: Too many to list.
.018. ] Today's date: 6 April 2004
.019. ] The time: 2:03 am
» S C H O O L «
.020. ] Are you still in school: No
.021. ] Did you drop out: Of college.
.022. ] Favorite grade: Kindergarten
.023. ] Least favorite grade: 11th
.024. ] Favorite teacher: Meintel
.025. ] Least favorite teacher: Drill
.026. ] Favorite subject: Sociology and Creative Writing
.027. ] Least favorite subject: Chemistry II
.028. ] Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Depends. Usually I caught a rail to the Manhattan Chili Company
.029. ] Play any sports on the school's team: Wrestling, Cross Country, Track.
.030. ] Are/were you popular: I get along with everybody, fit in with nobody.
.031. ] Most humiliating moment: I don't get humiliated.
» F A V O R I T E «
.032. ] Number: 0, 13, 28
.033. ] Clothing brand: Utility
.034. ] Shoes: Utility
.035. ] Saying:
.036. ] Tv show: South Park
.037. ] Sport: Hockey
.038. ] Vegetable: Asparagus
.039. ] Fruit: Strawberries
.040. ] Movie: Pi or Requiem.
.041. ] Magazine: Newsweek
.042. ] Candy: Camel Lights
.043. ] Gum: n/a
.044. ] Scent: Stale smoke and Whiskey.
.045. ] Ice cream flavor: Strawberry
.046. ] Color: Black
.047. ] Season: Indian Summer
.048. ] Holiday: New Year's Eve
.049. ] Type of music: Good
.050. ] Thing in your room: 1986 Gibson Les Paul
.051. ] Bands: Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Nine Inch Nails
.052. ] Books: Catcher in the Rye, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, The Spike, anything by Selby or Pahlaniuk
.053. ] TV channel: Fuse
.054. ] Junk food: Skins
.055. ] Overall food: Pizza
.056. ] Shoe brand: Utility
.057. ] Fast food: Taco Bell
.058. ] Restaurant: Manhattan Chili Company
.059. ] Shape: Dodecahedron
.060. ] Time of day: 3:26 am
.061. ] Country: Italy
.062. ] State: New York
.063. ] Boys name: Chainer
.064. ] Girls name: Phoenix
.065. ] Mall: Menlo Park Mall
.066. ] Car: 1969 Corvette Stingray
.067. ] Word: Expletive
.068. ] Month: August
.069. ] Disney character: The prince from Sleeping Beauty
.070. ] Scary movie: House of 1000 Corpses
» H A V E / W O U L D Y O U E V E R . . «
.102. ] Pictured your crush naked?: Everyone's maked, Underneath their clothes.
.103. ] Actually seen your crush naked: No
.104. ] Been in love: Yes
.105. ] Cried when someone died: Always
.106. ] Drank alcohol: Yes
.107. ] Lied: Rarely
.108. ] Eat crap for $1,000,000: Sure
.109. ] Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: No
.110. ] Lie to the police: No
.111. ] Run from the police: No
.112. ] Lie to your parents: No
.113. ] Walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Yes
.114. ] Walk out of a restaurant without paying: No
.115. ] Flashed someone: Depends
.116. ] Told the person you liked how you felt: Yes. It never works.
.117. ] Gone to jail or juvi: Close
.118. ] Stolen anything: No
.119. ] Wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: I don't kick ass.
.120. ] Kicked someone's ass: I don't kick ass.
.121. ] Broke a beer bottle: Yes
.122. ] Gotten into a bar, under-aged: Yes
.123. ] Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
.124. ] Gone on a road trip: Often
.125. ] Gone on vacation without adult supervision: I am adult supervision.
.126. ] Been to a concert: Yes
.127. ] Been to another country: Yes
.128. ] Talked back to an adult: I talk back to whoever speaks to me.
.129. ] Got pulled over: Yes
.130. ] Got in a car accident: Yes
.131. ] Broke a law: Flirting in New York City is illegal, so yes.
.132. ] Given money to a homeless person: Yes
.134. ] Tried to kill yourself: Not Succesfully
.135. ] Cried to get out of trouble: Yes
.136. ] Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Yes
.137. ] Kissed a brother or sister's friend: Yes
.138. ] Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: I ate it.
» Y E S OR N O «
.195. ] Are you a vegetarian: Sometimes I have to eat meat for health reasons.
.196. ] Do you like cows: No
.197. ] Are you a bitch: Yes
.198. ] Are you artistic: I attempt to be.
.199. ] Do you write poetry: Yes
.200. ] Are you a fast runner: I don't know.
.201. ] Can you ski: Yes
.202. ] Are you British: No
.203. ] Are you straight: Nobody is straight. We're all crooked.
.204. ] Are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: All of the above.
.205. ] Are you fat: No
.206. ] Are you short: Relative
.207. ] Are you tall: Relative
.208. ] Do you own a hot pink shirt: Yes
.209. ] How about orange pants? No
.210. ] Are you evil: No
.211. ] Is Britney a whore: All humans are whore's in some aspect or another.
.212. ] Am I annoying you: No
.213. ] Are you secretly from another planet: Are you secretly interrogating me?
214. ] Did you ever touch someone else's private parts: I was married, so...no.
» P R I V A T E «
.139. ] Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No
.140. ] Do you have a crush: Yes
.141. ] Do you love anyone right now: I'm too unstable to love.
.142. ] Have you ever been in love: Yes
.143. ] How many people have you kissed: Too many to count.
.144. ] Who was your first kiss: My mommy. The day I was born.
.145. ] How many hearts have you broken: Zero
.146. ] How many people broke your heart: Allison
.147. ] Best quote to sum up love: "For something so painful, it's addictive as hell."
.148. ] So what is your bf/gf/crush like: Ask them yourself.
.149. ] Do you have a picture of him/her: Yes
.150. ] Please post it if you do: No
.151. ] Do you have a picture of yourself: Yes
.152. ] Please post it if you do: They're on my journal and Myspace.
.153. ] Do you go by looks or personality: Personality
.154. ] Ever kiss a friend: Yes
.155. ] Are you still friends: We've lost contact.
.156. ] So moving along . . . do you smoke: I quit, and that didn't work out for me.
.157. ] Do you smoke weed: No
.158. ] Crack, heroin, anything else: No
.159. ] Beer good or beer bad: Depends on the beer.
.160. ] Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Yes
.161. ] Do you like smirnoff ice: No
.162. ] Prefer beer or liquor: neither
.163. ] What kind of cigarettes do you smoke: Ones with nicotine.
.164. ] Are you a virgin: I wish.
.165. ] If not, when was the last time you got some: November?
» W H A T D I D Y O U D O «
.215. ] Last birthday: Got trashed with my father and wife.
.216. ] Yesterday: Sleep.
.217. ] Last weekend: Went to a show, talked to the Police, and had a most superfantabulous time hanging out with Joanna
.218. ] Christmas: My wife left me on Christmas Eve, so on Xmas I went through the motions.
.219. ]Thanksgiving: Eat.
.220. ] New year's: Partied in New Orleans with Meranda, Jake, Autumn, Wes, Joe, Trent, and Brian.
.221. ] Halloween: Trick or Treat and a costume party.
.222. ] Easter: Hide eggs.
.223. ] Valentine's day: Cry at the bar.
» O P I N I O N S«
.245. ] What do you think...about pop music: We all have our vices.
.246. ] About boy bands: We all have our vices.
.247. ] About flag burning: Make a Statement.
.248. ] Of the war on terrorists: Jesus was a terrorist. Lets go get him!
.249. ] About suicide: Happens
.250. ] About abortion: Not my decision to make.
.251. ] Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Dead
.252. ] Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: No idea. Do I even have friends?
» F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S «
.253. ] I want: Good conversation and a few good friends.
.254. ] I wish: I was talented.
.255. ] I love: Spontaneous, random moments that drop your jaw.
.256. ] I miss: Having that one person who loves you for the exact person you are...even though she didn't, I thought she did.
.257. ] I fear: Dying alone
.258. ] I hear: Voices in my head.
.259. ] I wonder: Where my life is headed.
.260. ] How do you know its love?: When you care more about their happiness and well being than your own, cause their happiness and well being is your happiness and well being.
.261. ] If you could be any kids character, who would you be: I like being myself.
.262. ] If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: Pasta
.263. ] Do you remember any of your dreams: Yes
.264. ] Do you dream in color or black and white: Color
.265. ] Do you admit when you need help with a problem: Rarely
.266. ] Can people read you like a book: Ask them.
.267. ] What's your biggest fear: Dying alone.
.268. ] Do you talk a lot: To myself.
.269. ] Are you afraid of clowns: No
.270. ] Do you like spiders: They serve their own purpose.
.271. ] How about grape kool-aid: Yes.
.272. ] Can you drive: Nope.
.273. ] Are you spoiled: I spoil myself.
.274. ] Are you anti-social: Sorta
.275. ] Do you see dumb people: Yes
.276. ] Do you see dead people: Are you a necrophiliac?
.277. ] Any last words: I doubt anyone will read this entire thing.
.278. ] Now that this is over, what are you going to do: Sit and think.
.002. ] Gender: Robot
.003. ] Age: 21
.004. ] Birthday: 5 October 1982
.005. ] Height: 69"
.006. ] Hair color: Brown
.007. ] Eye color: Brown
.008. ] Race: Slowly
.009. ] Is your hair long or short: Short
.010. ] Repping: What the fuck is repping?
.011. ] Zodiac sign: Libra
.012. ] How many languages do you know: English, German, bits and pieces of Cherokee
.013. ] Nationality: Brooklyn
.014. ] Piercings you have: Septum
.015. ] Piercings you want: Everywhere
.016. ] Tattoos you have: Dragon on right bicep, sun on left bicep, gaelic for balance left pec, kanji for truth right pec, snake/knife on left calf
.017. ] Tattoos you want: Too many to list.
.018. ] Today's date: 6 April 2004
.019. ] The time: 2:03 am
» S C H O O L «
.020. ] Are you still in school: No
.021. ] Did you drop out: Of college.
.022. ] Favorite grade: Kindergarten
.023. ] Least favorite grade: 11th
.024. ] Favorite teacher: Meintel
.025. ] Least favorite teacher: Drill
.026. ] Favorite subject: Sociology and Creative Writing
.027. ] Least favorite subject: Chemistry II
.028. ] Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Depends. Usually I caught a rail to the Manhattan Chili Company
.029. ] Play any sports on the school's team: Wrestling, Cross Country, Track.
.030. ] Are/were you popular: I get along with everybody, fit in with nobody.
.031. ] Most humiliating moment: I don't get humiliated.
» F A V O R I T E «
.032. ] Number: 0, 13, 28
.033. ] Clothing brand: Utility
.034. ] Shoes: Utility
.035. ] Saying:
.036. ] Tv show: South Park
.037. ] Sport: Hockey
.038. ] Vegetable: Asparagus
.039. ] Fruit: Strawberries
.040. ] Movie: Pi or Requiem.
.041. ] Magazine: Newsweek
.042. ] Candy: Camel Lights
.043. ] Gum: n/a
.044. ] Scent: Stale smoke and Whiskey.
.045. ] Ice cream flavor: Strawberry
.046. ] Color: Black
.047. ] Season: Indian Summer
.048. ] Holiday: New Year's Eve
.049. ] Type of music: Good
.050. ] Thing in your room: 1986 Gibson Les Paul
.051. ] Bands: Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Nine Inch Nails
.052. ] Books: Catcher in the Rye, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, The Spike, anything by Selby or Pahlaniuk
.053. ] TV channel: Fuse
.054. ] Junk food: Skins
.055. ] Overall food: Pizza
.056. ] Shoe brand: Utility
.057. ] Fast food: Taco Bell
.058. ] Restaurant: Manhattan Chili Company
.059. ] Shape: Dodecahedron
.060. ] Time of day: 3:26 am
.061. ] Country: Italy
.062. ] State: New York
.063. ] Boys name: Chainer
.064. ] Girls name: Phoenix
.065. ] Mall: Menlo Park Mall
.066. ] Car: 1969 Corvette Stingray
.067. ] Word: Expletive
.068. ] Month: August
.069. ] Disney character: The prince from Sleeping Beauty
.070. ] Scary movie: House of 1000 Corpses
» H A V E / W O U L D Y O U E V E R . . «
.102. ] Pictured your crush naked?: Everyone's maked, Underneath their clothes.
.103. ] Actually seen your crush naked: No
.104. ] Been in love: Yes
.105. ] Cried when someone died: Always
.106. ] Drank alcohol: Yes
.107. ] Lied: Rarely
.108. ] Eat crap for $1,000,000: Sure
.109. ] Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: No
.110. ] Lie to the police: No
.111. ] Run from the police: No
.112. ] Lie to your parents: No
.113. ] Walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Yes
.114. ] Walk out of a restaurant without paying: No
.115. ] Flashed someone: Depends
.116. ] Told the person you liked how you felt: Yes. It never works.
.117. ] Gone to jail or juvi: Close
.118. ] Stolen anything: No
.119. ] Wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: I don't kick ass.
.120. ] Kicked someone's ass: I don't kick ass.
.121. ] Broke a beer bottle: Yes
.122. ] Gotten into a bar, under-aged: Yes
.123. ] Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
.124. ] Gone on a road trip: Often
.125. ] Gone on vacation without adult supervision: I am adult supervision.
.126. ] Been to a concert: Yes
.127. ] Been to another country: Yes
.128. ] Talked back to an adult: I talk back to whoever speaks to me.
.129. ] Got pulled over: Yes
.130. ] Got in a car accident: Yes
.131. ] Broke a law: Flirting in New York City is illegal, so yes.
.132. ] Given money to a homeless person: Yes
.134. ] Tried to kill yourself: Not Succesfully
.135. ] Cried to get out of trouble: Yes
.136. ] Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Yes
.137. ] Kissed a brother or sister's friend: Yes
.138. ] Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: I ate it.
» Y E S OR N O «
.195. ] Are you a vegetarian: Sometimes I have to eat meat for health reasons.
.196. ] Do you like cows: No
.197. ] Are you a bitch: Yes
.198. ] Are you artistic: I attempt to be.
.199. ] Do you write poetry: Yes
.200. ] Are you a fast runner: I don't know.
.201. ] Can you ski: Yes
.202. ] Are you British: No
.203. ] Are you straight: Nobody is straight. We're all crooked.
.204. ] Are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: All of the above.
.205. ] Are you fat: No
.206. ] Are you short: Relative
.207. ] Are you tall: Relative
.208. ] Do you own a hot pink shirt: Yes
.209. ] How about orange pants? No
.210. ] Are you evil: No
.211. ] Is Britney a whore: All humans are whore's in some aspect or another.
.212. ] Am I annoying you: No
.213. ] Are you secretly from another planet: Are you secretly interrogating me?
214. ] Did you ever touch someone else's private parts: I was married, so...no.
» P R I V A T E «
.139. ] Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No
.140. ] Do you have a crush: Yes
.141. ] Do you love anyone right now: I'm too unstable to love.
.142. ] Have you ever been in love: Yes
.143. ] How many people have you kissed: Too many to count.
.144. ] Who was your first kiss: My mommy. The day I was born.
.145. ] How many hearts have you broken: Zero
.146. ] How many people broke your heart: Allison
.147. ] Best quote to sum up love: "For something so painful, it's addictive as hell."
.148. ] So what is your bf/gf/crush like: Ask them yourself.
.149. ] Do you have a picture of him/her: Yes
.150. ] Please post it if you do: No
.151. ] Do you have a picture of yourself: Yes
.152. ] Please post it if you do: They're on my journal and Myspace.
.153. ] Do you go by looks or personality: Personality
.154. ] Ever kiss a friend: Yes
.155. ] Are you still friends: We've lost contact.
.156. ] So moving along . . . do you smoke: I quit, and that didn't work out for me.
.157. ] Do you smoke weed: No
.158. ] Crack, heroin, anything else: No
.159. ] Beer good or beer bad: Depends on the beer.
.160. ] Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Yes
.161. ] Do you like smirnoff ice: No
.162. ] Prefer beer or liquor: neither
.163. ] What kind of cigarettes do you smoke: Ones with nicotine.
.164. ] Are you a virgin: I wish.
.165. ] If not, when was the last time you got some: November?
» W H A T D I D Y O U D O «
.215. ] Last birthday: Got trashed with my father and wife.
.216. ] Yesterday: Sleep.
.217. ] Last weekend: Went to a show, talked to the Police, and had a most superfantabulous time hanging out with Joanna
.218. ] Christmas: My wife left me on Christmas Eve, so on Xmas I went through the motions.
.219. ]Thanksgiving: Eat.
.220. ] New year's: Partied in New Orleans with Meranda, Jake, Autumn, Wes, Joe, Trent, and Brian.
.221. ] Halloween: Trick or Treat and a costume party.
.222. ] Easter: Hide eggs.
.223. ] Valentine's day: Cry at the bar.
» O P I N I O N S«
.245. ] What do you think...about pop music: We all have our vices.
.246. ] About boy bands: We all have our vices.
.247. ] About flag burning: Make a Statement.
.248. ] Of the war on terrorists: Jesus was a terrorist. Lets go get him!
.249. ] About suicide: Happens
.250. ] About abortion: Not my decision to make.
.251. ] Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Dead
.252. ] Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: No idea. Do I even have friends?
» F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S «
.253. ] I want: Good conversation and a few good friends.
.254. ] I wish: I was talented.
.255. ] I love: Spontaneous, random moments that drop your jaw.
.256. ] I miss: Having that one person who loves you for the exact person you are...even though she didn't, I thought she did.
.257. ] I fear: Dying alone
.258. ] I hear: Voices in my head.
.259. ] I wonder: Where my life is headed.
.260. ] How do you know its love?: When you care more about their happiness and well being than your own, cause their happiness and well being is your happiness and well being.
.261. ] If you could be any kids character, who would you be: I like being myself.
.262. ] If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: Pasta
.263. ] Do you remember any of your dreams: Yes
.264. ] Do you dream in color or black and white: Color
.265. ] Do you admit when you need help with a problem: Rarely
.266. ] Can people read you like a book: Ask them.
.267. ] What's your biggest fear: Dying alone.
.268. ] Do you talk a lot: To myself.
.269. ] Are you afraid of clowns: No
.270. ] Do you like spiders: They serve their own purpose.
.271. ] How about grape kool-aid: Yes.
.272. ] Can you drive: Nope.
.273. ] Are you spoiled: I spoil myself.
.274. ] Are you anti-social: Sorta
.275. ] Do you see dumb people: Yes
.276. ] Do you see dead people: Are you a necrophiliac?
.277. ] Any last words: I doubt anyone will read this entire thing.
.278. ] Now that this is over, what are you going to do: Sit and think.