Insomnia sucks

[agentmonkey687]

I hate getting Insomnia. For those of you who don't know what Insomnia is its when you get really tired but can't sleep. When you have Insomnia you aren't asleep but you're not really awake either. Usually when I get Insomnia I watch MTV mainly because you have to be brain dead to actually watch that bullshit. The other day I went to work with no sleep because of my Insomnia. It was fucking hilarious, I talked to Szymansky about promoting me to blue shirt. You see when i'm really fucking tired I don't give a shit about anything nor do I care about anyones opinions. Perfect attitude to have when you go talk to you're boss about getting promoted. Well after that I went to find Raymond, For those of you who don't know about Raymond he is the untrained pain in the ass they casted off into booth. He has very little experience but thinks he knows all his shit. Well being very tired like I said I'm very daring so I decided to fuck with him. First I unplugged all the platters on all of west so none of the movies would start. Then I unhooked all the Visual plugs so none of the Digital Projectors would show video but still play audio. You see when there is audio and no visual we get like 50 customer complaints. Then I just sat in one of the east booths and waited for the fireworks. Before I knew it West turned upside down. Raymond kept calling me over there to fix all the problems and Szymansky was getting pissed at him. It was funny as hell, Then as I was really tired I started dancing in the booth to the movie tunes. All the customers saw me up there dancing and started laughing, I saw this going on and kept dancing. When the song was over I took a bow and they all clapped. I was like fuck yeah I totally rock!!! Then after that I started talking like Yoda over the radio. If someone called me I would say shit like "Speak you may" until a manager finally came up to booth and told me to stop. Then after that really fun day at work I came home and fucking crashed. It was the best sleep I have had in awhile.

On another note Mikey finally got laid by this girl he has been dating for 6 months. This girl Blue balled him for this long. Well finally it just happened from what he told me. The fucker didn't even see it coming. He just made a joke about it and she gave in. hahahaha he told me he had to promise her he wouldn't leave her and shit. Typical guy response from Mike was of course "No baby I won't leave you" I think Mikey is true to his word though.

Well its time to headout for now