Shit
I know I haven't updated in awhile. My computer hasn't been connecting to the internet for the past week or so. After taking it to 2 different places and paying 63 dollars I finally got it back up. Sometimes I forget the first lesson of PC support: Don't overlook the obvious. If I would have checked everything I would still have 63 dollars and wouldn't have had it down for this long. About a week ago I was just chatting online and for no reason at all the internet just turned off. It shut off in a weird way, It was like it never even existed. Well after trying several different things things the internet still would not turn on. So I called Dell service report. I spent a good clean 2 hours on the phone with this Korean woman trying to fix this damn internet. We failed of course, She told me to call my Internet Service Provider. I knew there wasn't a problem with the Internet Service Provider or the modem they gave me because if there was my Mothers computer wouldn't be able to connect to the internet. So I decided that there may have been a huge software problem, like maybe a virus or something really stupid like that. So I decided to go ahead and strip my hardrive and install Windows over again. I was pretty sure that was going to work. Boy was I wrong, So I was still puzzled at why this didn't work. The next morning I hooked my Mothers computer up to all my connectors and sure enough her computer worked with all my connections. So I was sure it was my computer that was fucking up. So I went to the mall and to the bookstore and started to read every book I could find on how to set the internet back up. I was thinking that I might have accidentally changed some sort of configuration that swithced it off and I wanted to see if any of the solutions these books had could help solve the problem. I could find any answers in them, Then I drove over to Matts house to hangout for awhile. After explaining to him what was going on he told me his Mothers computer was doing the same thing and he told me that the Network Card was damages. So after hanging out that night I did a check to see if the Network card was functioning. Well according to the computers diagnostics the network card was fine. So obviously seeing that I couldn't fix the problem on my own I took it too a computer repair store. I left it there over night and they called me the next morning to let me know that the computer was functioning just fine. Well I went to pick it back up and it still wasn't working at my house. Well I know they just ran some tests on the computer and didn't even bother to check and see if it could connect. So I was like fuck them and I took it up to Best Buy and told them the problem. They charged me 63 dollars to do a Diagnostic check. I waited 2 days then they finally called me back. They told me that they couldn't find any problems with the computer. I was really disgusted with the entire thing at this time. So I picked it up today and thought to myself what the problem could be. I had tried everything I could think of. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, one of the only things that could knock it offline like it didn't exist was the router dipshit John used to network me and my moms computers together. I picked up the router and disconnected it. I waited for about 30 seconds and restarted my computer and hooked back up. Sure enough when Windows loads back up the bastard turned right on without a hitch. So I looked back and yelled "GOD DAMMIT, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH" Then everyone I knew had a really good laugh about it. I could have shit a brick
Well for those of you who don't know my Grandmother is moving down here. She has been staying with me and my Mother for a couple of weeks. She bought her own house and was staying with us until the moving truck came and we helped her unpack. She has been having some rough problems with the move. I can't say that I blame her after all she has been living in that house up North for 37 years now. Alot of memories in that house. Hell that was the house where I got my skull smashed and it knocked a few screws loose in my head, Thus making me the sick fucker we all know and love today. The whole family is taking losing the house pretty hard I guess you could say.
Well my Grandmother moving trucked arrived yesterday. I was going to help them unload but I had to be at work that afternoon and my Mother didn't want to wake me up. She knew full well how grouchy I can get when people wake me up so she just let me sleep and decided I would catch up with them later. So I'm sound asleep and the phone rings I stumble over to the phone and pick it up and its Sharina, Sharina was my cousin Willys wife. They wanted to know if my mom or grandmother was home. I told them that they were at the new house then they said they would call my moms cellphone and find out where the house was. After that I stumbled back to bed, I went back to sleep. About 15 minutes later Sharina calls me again and says that my Mother wasn't picking up her cellphone, So I tell them that I will try my moms cellphone and see if I get an answer. Well I call my mom cellphone and sure enough my mother doesn't pick up. So I call Sharina back and was like she isn't picking up for me either. Then Sharina was like "Well I guess we are coming over to you're house since we can't find it" I was like oh hell no. They are not going to turn that insane kid Kenny loose in this house again. So I told Sharina to comeover and they could follow me in my car to Grandmothers new house. Well they finally get to my house and i'm like oh shit I don't even remember how to get to my Grandmothers new house. I had a pretty good idea where it was I just wasn't sure exactly. So as they were following me I remembered it was on my left on Lumsden. Well I took the turn left that I was comfortable with then I remembered where I was. because we were up near the pool area and I remembered seeing some girls in Bikinis (hell yeah) up this way and sure enough there was that big ass movers truck. Now when we got there my mom got pissed off at Will and Sharina. You got to understand my mom did not want those 2 to bring Kenny over there. That was perfectly understandable, The kid is a nusiance like all hell. Well after we get there the movers are tired and hot so me and my mother took pity on them and decided to go out and get drinks for them and food and drinks for the rest of us. Well Kenny decides he is going to pick where we were going to pick up food. I didn't give a shit either way because I wasn't hungry. Well Kenny decides he wants to get Taco Bell. I don't eat Taco Bell, I refuse to eat Grade F meat but whatever I didn't give a shit. So me and my mom were going to set out and get the food and drinks. Well Kenny insisted on coming with us because we didn't know what he wanted. So we are sitting there driving to Taco Bell and the kid is annoying the shit out of us. First of all he starts tapping on my shoulder asking if I got my Playstaion 2 back. I told him that it was at a friends house 10 times before he got the idea that I didn't have it. Then he demanded in a rude way that I go get it back for him to play when we got the food. I turned to him and said "Kenny I don't care if you're 9 years old you make a demand like that to me again I'm going to use you're head as a Soccer Ball" Well after he sat there and bitched about him not wanting to get tomatoes on his Tacos for 15 minutes we finally got to Taco Bell. My Mother ordered 15 soft supreme tacos and 15 hard supreme tacos. Well Kenny decided to jump up on a pole that seperated the lines. My mom told him to get off and he started bitching again(for the record I never met a kid his age that was this fucking annoying). We finally get the Tacos and headed out. My mom wanted to stop at a gas station and buy some Gatorades for the movers and some Pepsi for us. Well Kenny didn't want Pepsi he wanted a slushy so after listening to him bitch about wanting a slushy my mom finally caved and bought him one. We got back to the house and I had to get away from Kenny he was on my last damn nerve at that point. So I went into the kitchen and just sat. I forgot to mention that Will and Sharina also have a baby named Blake. Well my Grandmother went in the kitchen and Will followed her. I walked out in the living room and Sharina walked past me and into the kitchen to get food. She left Blake out in the living room by himself. Keep in mind Blake isn't even old enough to crawl yet. Will and Sharina sit down and start eating. Well this baby was right near the furinature traffic so I was like why in the fuck would Sharina leave her baby there with movers carrying heavy ass furnitureright around him, what would happen if they dropped it on him or they stepped on him. Well instead of arguing with any of them I pulled up a lawn chair next to Blake opened a pepsi and decided to chill with a 6 month year old baby. Well he was just laying on the floor on his stomach. I introduced myself to him, told him I was his second cousin. Well after that I just kind of sat there. Its really hard to carry on a conversation with a baby. So I was sitting there for about 5 minutes then I looked at Blake and he was staring at me. I gave him a funny look and said "What are you looking at?" I gave him another funny look and he started smiling and laughing. I said "Oh you think thats funny huh?" he responded my laughing again. So I started making another face at him, he started laughing again. So I gave him some of my most scariest faces. He continued to keep laughing, So I was like "You know what Blake I see potential in you and you're only 6 months old, So lets see how much of a rebel I can make you," I sat down next to him and spiked what hair he has up into a Mohawk. He started laughing again and I busted out laughing and said "There you go, Hardcore Blake, Next we are going to get you a Tattoo and a badass Harley." he laughed again.
Well I'm tired so this is going to be continued
Well for those of you who don't know my Grandmother is moving down here. She has been staying with me and my Mother for a couple of weeks. She bought her own house and was staying with us until the moving truck came and we helped her unpack. She has been having some rough problems with the move. I can't say that I blame her after all she has been living in that house up North for 37 years now. Alot of memories in that house. Hell that was the house where I got my skull smashed and it knocked a few screws loose in my head, Thus making me the sick fucker we all know and love today. The whole family is taking losing the house pretty hard I guess you could say.
Well my Grandmother moving trucked arrived yesterday. I was going to help them unload but I had to be at work that afternoon and my Mother didn't want to wake me up. She knew full well how grouchy I can get when people wake me up so she just let me sleep and decided I would catch up with them later. So I'm sound asleep and the phone rings I stumble over to the phone and pick it up and its Sharina, Sharina was my cousin Willys wife. They wanted to know if my mom or grandmother was home. I told them that they were at the new house then they said they would call my moms cellphone and find out where the house was. After that I stumbled back to bed, I went back to sleep. About 15 minutes later Sharina calls me again and says that my Mother wasn't picking up her cellphone, So I tell them that I will try my moms cellphone and see if I get an answer. Well I call my mom cellphone and sure enough my mother doesn't pick up. So I call Sharina back and was like she isn't picking up for me either. Then Sharina was like "Well I guess we are coming over to you're house since we can't find it" I was like oh hell no. They are not going to turn that insane kid Kenny loose in this house again. So I told Sharina to comeover and they could follow me in my car to Grandmothers new house. Well they finally get to my house and i'm like oh shit I don't even remember how to get to my Grandmothers new house. I had a pretty good idea where it was I just wasn't sure exactly. So as they were following me I remembered it was on my left on Lumsden. Well I took the turn left that I was comfortable with then I remembered where I was. because we were up near the pool area and I remembered seeing some girls in Bikinis (hell yeah) up this way and sure enough there was that big ass movers truck. Now when we got there my mom got pissed off at Will and Sharina. You got to understand my mom did not want those 2 to bring Kenny over there. That was perfectly understandable, The kid is a nusiance like all hell. Well after we get there the movers are tired and hot so me and my mother took pity on them and decided to go out and get drinks for them and food and drinks for the rest of us. Well Kenny decides he is going to pick where we were going to pick up food. I didn't give a shit either way because I wasn't hungry. Well Kenny decides he wants to get Taco Bell. I don't eat Taco Bell, I refuse to eat Grade F meat but whatever I didn't give a shit. So me and my mom were going to set out and get the food and drinks. Well Kenny insisted on coming with us because we didn't know what he wanted. So we are sitting there driving to Taco Bell and the kid is annoying the shit out of us. First of all he starts tapping on my shoulder asking if I got my Playstaion 2 back. I told him that it was at a friends house 10 times before he got the idea that I didn't have it. Then he demanded in a rude way that I go get it back for him to play when we got the food. I turned to him and said "Kenny I don't care if you're 9 years old you make a demand like that to me again I'm going to use you're head as a Soccer Ball" Well after he sat there and bitched about him not wanting to get tomatoes on his Tacos for 15 minutes we finally got to Taco Bell. My Mother ordered 15 soft supreme tacos and 15 hard supreme tacos. Well Kenny decided to jump up on a pole that seperated the lines. My mom told him to get off and he started bitching again(for the record I never met a kid his age that was this fucking annoying). We finally get the Tacos and headed out. My mom wanted to stop at a gas station and buy some Gatorades for the movers and some Pepsi for us. Well Kenny didn't want Pepsi he wanted a slushy so after listening to him bitch about wanting a slushy my mom finally caved and bought him one. We got back to the house and I had to get away from Kenny he was on my last damn nerve at that point. So I went into the kitchen and just sat. I forgot to mention that Will and Sharina also have a baby named Blake. Well my Grandmother went in the kitchen and Will followed her. I walked out in the living room and Sharina walked past me and into the kitchen to get food. She left Blake out in the living room by himself. Keep in mind Blake isn't even old enough to crawl yet. Will and Sharina sit down and start eating. Well this baby was right near the furinature traffic so I was like why in the fuck would Sharina leave her baby there with movers carrying heavy ass furnitureright around him, what would happen if they dropped it on him or they stepped on him. Well instead of arguing with any of them I pulled up a lawn chair next to Blake opened a pepsi and decided to chill with a 6 month year old baby. Well he was just laying on the floor on his stomach. I introduced myself to him, told him I was his second cousin. Well after that I just kind of sat there. Its really hard to carry on a conversation with a baby. So I was sitting there for about 5 minutes then I looked at Blake and he was staring at me. I gave him a funny look and said "What are you looking at?" I gave him another funny look and he started smiling and laughing. I said "Oh you think thats funny huh?" he responded my laughing again. So I started making another face at him, he started laughing again. So I gave him some of my most scariest faces. He continued to keep laughing, So I was like "You know what Blake I see potential in you and you're only 6 months old, So lets see how much of a rebel I can make you," I sat down next to him and spiked what hair he has up into a Mohawk. He started laughing again and I busted out laughing and said "There you go, Hardcore Blake, Next we are going to get you a Tattoo and a badass Harley." he laughed again.
Well I'm tired so this is going to be continued