Animals Attacking people is a good thing
Well i'm going to skip the Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy quote today because I have been updating faster then I have been reading the book. So I'm just going to go right into the entry today.
Me and El Hauer the great saw The Steppford Wives tonight. Now you might think that this isn't the kind of movie me and Hauer would go see. It was actually really good. It was about this place in Conn called Steppford. Well all the wives are like goody two shoe women that are like susy homemakers. Eventually the main character of the movie notices that there is something really odd about these wives. I don't want to say anymore because I don't want to spoil it at all. It is a damn good movie however I suggest you give it a shot.
---Moving on---
Ok I'm going to make one thing clear to everyone. I DON'T WATCH TV!!!!! the reason why I am bringing this us is because people tell me about all these TV shows that I could give two shits about. I don't watch any of those retarded reality TV show. I don't care about Fantasia and her winning American Idol. I don't care about who got voted off of survivor. I don't give a flying fuck about who that bachelor dipshit is going to pick. I just flat out don't fucking care about any of that shit. I don't give a shit about any of the sitcoms. I think they all suck with the exception of That 70's show which I will watch every once in awhile. I don't give a shit about Friends and how it ended. It my point of view its about fucking time that retarded show finally ended. Now all we need next to be destroyed is the Simpsons. I'm sorry to all the Simpson enthusiast (Jamie) but that damn show has been on since I was 4 and how many damn things can this family do? So I don't watch much TV, the only shows I watched were all canceled. So if I do watch TV its usually shit like "When Animals Attack" What can I say I like watching animals attack people. I think its one of the funniest things in the world. Like I saw this one video of this guy trying to get a picture taken with a wild deer and the deer stood up on its hind legs and punched the shit out of him. That was fucking awesome, So unless its about Animals attacking people I don't give a shit.
Speaking of animals attacking people, The other day I was reading about an elephant named Bubbley. Now Bubbley was African Elephant that was captured and sent to a fucking circus to perform for these shitheads that come in and actually find the circus entertaining. Well after a few years of slavey Bubbley finally had it when a ring master smacked her in the ass with a whip. Bubbley went on one of those Elephant ramapages and started knocking shit over. Bubbley's ramapge was so bad that it went out into the city and Bubbley started knocking down and stepping on people left and right. Bubbley fucked up cars and stores in the whole fray, The Circus people tried to get Bubbley under control but Bubbley knocked them all on their asses. I saw the video of Bubbley's Rampage and I knew what that elephant was thinking. "You took me out of my home and away from my family to make me a fucking carnie, I have taken you're shit for 3 years and its obvious that i'm not going home. So fuck you I would rather die then be here but i'm going to take as many of you fuckers out as I can before you shoot my ass." Bubbley finally fell to the bullets from a cadre of police. I wrote this paragraph to salute Bubbley. Bubbley you have my upmost respect and all I can say is R.I.P my friend.
Well some more good news for my 2 of my bestfriends. Mike seems to be pretty much in with Nina. He said earlier that she knew he was itnrested and it didn't seem like she was backing down. Infact her and him had a 3 hour conversation. I can tell thats going places. So like I said before GO FOR IT MIKE!!!!! and if you ever get stuck in you're words just say "Fo Shizzle" That will get you out of any bind that you may have with words. The other friend would be Grand Master Fillmon, He also found a girl named Candi. I haven't heard much about this one but from what I have heard she is pretty cool. So I'm saying FILLMON GO FOR IT TOO!!! JUST MAKE SURE YOU SAY "FO SHIZZLE"
For the record I think I have been approaching the whole female thing wrong. I will be the first one to admit it. Now this isn't the first time I have been wrong and I happliy admit that I am wrong. I figured it out while I was at the movie theater. From now on i'm going to wear my hat backwards that hangs off my head and wear a wife beater shirt some bagy pants and a fake gold necklace. WHO HOOO I WILL FUCKING RULE FO SHIZZLE!!!!!!
Me and El Hauer the great saw The Steppford Wives tonight. Now you might think that this isn't the kind of movie me and Hauer would go see. It was actually really good. It was about this place in Conn called Steppford. Well all the wives are like goody two shoe women that are like susy homemakers. Eventually the main character of the movie notices that there is something really odd about these wives. I don't want to say anymore because I don't want to spoil it at all. It is a damn good movie however I suggest you give it a shot.
---Moving on---
Ok I'm going to make one thing clear to everyone. I DON'T WATCH TV!!!!! the reason why I am bringing this us is because people tell me about all these TV shows that I could give two shits about. I don't watch any of those retarded reality TV show. I don't care about Fantasia and her winning American Idol. I don't care about who got voted off of survivor. I don't give a flying fuck about who that bachelor dipshit is going to pick. I just flat out don't fucking care about any of that shit. I don't give a shit about any of the sitcoms. I think they all suck with the exception of That 70's show which I will watch every once in awhile. I don't give a shit about Friends and how it ended. It my point of view its about fucking time that retarded show finally ended. Now all we need next to be destroyed is the Simpsons. I'm sorry to all the Simpson enthusiast (Jamie) but that damn show has been on since I was 4 and how many damn things can this family do? So I don't watch much TV, the only shows I watched were all canceled. So if I do watch TV its usually shit like "When Animals Attack" What can I say I like watching animals attack people. I think its one of the funniest things in the world. Like I saw this one video of this guy trying to get a picture taken with a wild deer and the deer stood up on its hind legs and punched the shit out of him. That was fucking awesome, So unless its about Animals attacking people I don't give a shit.
Speaking of animals attacking people, The other day I was reading about an elephant named Bubbley. Now Bubbley was African Elephant that was captured and sent to a fucking circus to perform for these shitheads that come in and actually find the circus entertaining. Well after a few years of slavey Bubbley finally had it when a ring master smacked her in the ass with a whip. Bubbley went on one of those Elephant ramapages and started knocking shit over. Bubbley's ramapge was so bad that it went out into the city and Bubbley started knocking down and stepping on people left and right. Bubbley fucked up cars and stores in the whole fray, The Circus people tried to get Bubbley under control but Bubbley knocked them all on their asses. I saw the video of Bubbley's Rampage and I knew what that elephant was thinking. "You took me out of my home and away from my family to make me a fucking carnie, I have taken you're shit for 3 years and its obvious that i'm not going home. So fuck you I would rather die then be here but i'm going to take as many of you fuckers out as I can before you shoot my ass." Bubbley finally fell to the bullets from a cadre of police. I wrote this paragraph to salute Bubbley. Bubbley you have my upmost respect and all I can say is R.I.P my friend.
Well some more good news for my 2 of my bestfriends. Mike seems to be pretty much in with Nina. He said earlier that she knew he was itnrested and it didn't seem like she was backing down. Infact her and him had a 3 hour conversation. I can tell thats going places. So like I said before GO FOR IT MIKE!!!!! and if you ever get stuck in you're words just say "Fo Shizzle" That will get you out of any bind that you may have with words. The other friend would be Grand Master Fillmon, He also found a girl named Candi. I haven't heard much about this one but from what I have heard she is pretty cool. So I'm saying FILLMON GO FOR IT TOO!!! JUST MAKE SURE YOU SAY "FO SHIZZLE"
For the record I think I have been approaching the whole female thing wrong. I will be the first one to admit it. Now this isn't the first time I have been wrong and I happliy admit that I am wrong. I figured it out while I was at the movie theater. From now on i'm going to wear my hat backwards that hangs off my head and wear a wife beater shirt some bagy pants and a fake gold necklace. WHO HOOO I WILL FUCKING RULE FO SHIZZLE!!!!!!