[Screened to AU!Mamoru :: Voice post :: Very difficult to hack]

[agentlibre]

Nazo,

I have turned into a talking cat. You mentioned you knew one, once. Are you aware if talking variants of regular cats have any additional special properties? You see, as a cat, I understand I would have to change my diet... but I am largely vegetarian and, ah, I subsist on sweets and fruit.

...Not good for cats, but I am not a cat, and yet I am

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[agentlibre]

I suppose that makes one of us.

[OOC: He's the one guy who's gotten a 'good' curse, I guess!]

[agentlibre]

Have you a spare litterbox?

[agentlibre]

Ah. Sir, a secret for your amusement. I recommend that you try to remove your cuff; there is a fabulous joke written on the underside.

[OOC: Ayumi: "Go cuff yourself."]

[agentlibre]

That is Catwoman to you, sir.