[Screened to AU!Mamoru :: Voice post :: Very difficult to hack]

[agentlibre]

Nazo,

I have turned into a talking cat. You mentioned you knew one, once. Are you aware if talking variants of regular cats have any additional special properties? You see, as a cat, I understand I would have to change my diet... but I am largely vegetarian and, ah, I subsist on sweets and fruit.

...Not good for cats, but I am not a cat, and yet I am

Comments

[phantasm_sky]

You're a cat, Miss Ayumi?

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[agentlibre]

I am a very cranky human in the form of a cat.

Have we met?

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[phantasm_sky]

Oh. I'm sorry you're mad, Miss.
Nuh uh. But I've been here as long as you. We just never said hi.

What's it like be a kitty cat?

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[agentlibre]

...To be a cat? I find it is very restrictive.

[phantasm_sky]

Oh.
But do you like your whiskers?
And your tail?

[meaningful conversations with seven-year-olds, ayumi.]

[agentlibre]

...No.

Actually, the tail is rather... enchanting. *twitches it*

[OOC: *laughs* Maybe they share common ground when it comes to food?]

[phantasm_sky]

Oh.
...

The villagers said cats are evil. I never believed them, Miss Ayumi. They said my mother's a whore and she's not so they're liars. They are. Except Tifa. Tifa's nice. She's really pretty, too.

Are you unlucky, Miss Ayumi?

[that could be the connecting trait, yes. ♥ also; rambly little cloud is rambly]