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I'm going to write a book called "how to not be an asshole on the internet"
it might look a little something like this
CHAPTER 1:
-don't fill your AIM profiles woth stupid inside jokes (example: "..and he was like 'i guess i'll take the fruit salad then' LOL! i heart u Kyle! BFF!")
-if your going to make a background on your webpage, then lighten it so you can acctually see the text against it. (example: http://www.freewebs.com/iamthereason/Bands%20Music.htm)
-NEVER have any songs or sounds playing in the background of your webpage, unless they have a volume and/or play control.
-If YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS, tHeN i WiLl ShOoT yOu
-when you take pictures for myspace/buddypic/madradhair/being a camwhore, please avoid holding the camera in one hand and extanding your arm as far as you can and clicking it so only the top of your head or the side of your face is in the picture. this may make you feel like your taking artistic pictures, BUT YOU'RE NOT! just about every camera has a timer. so just set the timer and put the camera on the TV or a bookshelf or somthing, be creative
-make sure everything is in a readable font and color, i suggest good old dark colored Arial on a light background, i wont stand for any of this neon green on a light pink background crap.
-if you post something, then expect comments, don't get mad at the person who commented. and especially don't say "well that's just your oppinion" because NO SHIT IT'S THEIR OPINION!
-if your AIM screen name is something like aNgLeSwEeThEaRt, Cutie573806849, or sexygurl69 when you're acctually a bitchy fat ugly girl, then people will just make fun of you.
-DONT STRETCH THE TABLES ON FORUMS!
i love it when people violate these rules, because i laugh at them and give them a hard time, and i probably had some reason to write all this down, but i have forgotten it by now. rock on
it might look a little something like this
CHAPTER 1:
-don't fill your AIM profiles woth stupid inside jokes (example: "..and he was like 'i guess i'll take the fruit salad then' LOL! i heart u Kyle! BFF!")
-if your going to make a background on your webpage, then lighten it so you can acctually see the text against it. (example: http://www.freewebs.com/iamthereason/Bands%20Music.htm)
-NEVER have any songs or sounds playing in the background of your webpage, unless they have a volume and/or play control.
-If YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS, tHeN i WiLl ShOoT yOu
-when you take pictures for myspace/buddypic/madradhair/being a camwhore, please avoid holding the camera in one hand and extanding your arm as far as you can and clicking it so only the top of your head or the side of your face is in the picture. this may make you feel like your taking artistic pictures, BUT YOU'RE NOT! just about every camera has a timer. so just set the timer and put the camera on the TV or a bookshelf or somthing, be creative
-make sure everything is in a readable font and color, i suggest good old dark colored Arial on a light background, i wont stand for any of this neon green on a light pink background crap.
-if you post something, then expect comments, don't get mad at the person who commented. and especially don't say "well that's just your oppinion" because NO SHIT IT'S THEIR OPINION!
-if your AIM screen name is something like aNgLeSwEeThEaRt, Cutie573806849, or sexygurl69 when you're acctually a bitchy fat ugly girl, then people will just make fun of you.
-DONT STRETCH THE TABLES ON FORUMS!
i love it when people violate these rules, because i laugh at them and give them a hard time, and i probably had some reason to write all this down, but i have forgotten it by now. rock on