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Video clicks on to Claudia holding her furby.
So we all that these [She wiggles her furby back and forth. It's eyes open and look blankly out at the viewer.] are amazingly annoying.
If only one wants to get ride of theirs, I'll totally take it off your hands.
So we all that these [She wiggles her furby back and forth. It's eyes open and look blankly out at the viewer.] are amazingly annoying.
If only one wants to get ride of theirs, I'll totally take it off your hands.
Why would you want more if you think they're annoying?
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I want to take it apart, so I can make something fantastic out of it.
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No it wo- wait? What? Kill it?
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If you take it apart, it wont talk anymore. That's the same thing as being dead with these things, right?
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Ooooooh.
[Right, now she's got it.]
They're not alive, it's like when your character dies in the video games. Nothing bad happens.
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[Nothing bad except they're dead.]
I know they're not alive. But they're still-- they--
[Ezra seems flustered.]
I don't know.
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It's furry, it talks, and it's ticklish?
I won't hurt yours, and mine is going to a good cause.
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[It is part of the family now.]
What are you going to make out of yours, anyhow?
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What's its name?
[Awkward moment. How is she going to explain what she's doing to her after that?!?]
I'm making a weapon?
Called a taser.
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[Don't worry. Ezra will hold his tongue about your furby-maiming, being rather curious about your to-be end product.]
A taser? What's that? What does it do that you can't just make it out of wood and iron?
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It electrocutes people. [Right he won't get that.] Like lightning. And it's pretty hard to control lighting with wood.
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You can do that? With one of these?!
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I'm just that awesome.
Next time zombies show up, I'm keeping my brains.
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