[As far as she's concerned the voices have fallen into a dull roar in the back of her mind. All of the whispering, threats, and requests blur together into white noise. All of them except for one particular voice. That voice stood out from everyone's. There's no hiding from it so Claudia makes her way back to the source. The voice and the pumpkin
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Well, all right, that's something of a lie. But he's ignoring them, and if they are bothering him, no one's going to find out.
But he knows that's not the case for other people, so when he finds Claudia with her pumpkin friend, he just raises an eyebrow.]
Princess? Want to introduce me to your friend there?
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Varric, Jinks. Jinkie, Varric.
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Nice to meet you there, Jinks. I've got to say, he's not really looking his best.
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He's usually taller.
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Figuring he's also usually a better conversationalist.
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Yeah. Well, real Jinks was. This one's a jerk.
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Ah. I think I'd like the real Jinks better, then. This one isn't making a very good first impression. And those are very important.
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The first time I met Jinks, he had a gun pointed at me. And then I defused Jimi Hendrix's guitar.
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Sounds like quite a party. Interesting things you get up to, back in your world.
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You have no idea. This one time, Ulysses S. Grant's Flask ended up in a civil war re-enactment. Caused this guy to go nuts and try to kill people, like he was actually in the war. We had to dress up in the old costumes to find it. I totally saved his life.
[There are hints of cheerfulness in her voice as she talks about her old case, reliving the good old days.]
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Also, he has no idea who Ulysses S. Grant is. But the rest of that, he gets.]
So your world has items that make people go crazy, too, huh? Good to know we're not the only ones stuck dealing with stuff like that.
You should tell me more about it, sometime. I'm always in the market for a good story.
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