Great news everyone!

[agentjohnny]

AK-47s, Uzis and TEC-9s are legal again tomorrow! I can't wait. I know I'll be first in line to pick up a few! I know I'll only feel safe in this country once every trigger happy idiot walks around with automatic weapons over their shoulders. I mean, look at Baghdad. Safe.

If guns are outlawed then only outlaw's kids will accidentally shoot themselves.