Time for a poll.

[agent_wolf]

Okay, everybody, do me a favor and comment if you consider yourself to be my friend or friendly acquaintance. Also put down if you're a straight guy. I'm trying to figure something out.

Comments

[notapineapple]

You've told me you want to be my friend but I'm still weighing the options.

[agent_wolf]

...I didn't really--

I was a little bit drunk when I said that. And it was a weird day.

[notapineapple]

That ain't an excuse.

[agent_wolf]

Well. Fine, then I retract it unless you plan to stop being a bastard about Fujiko.

[notapineapple]

I'm ain't a bastard. We just have differin' opinions on her looks and personality. You're the one always bringin' her up like she's the greatest thing to ever cross anyone's path. I ain't buyin' it.

[agent_wolf]

Well, I don't go to your journal and act like I'm all better than...whoever you're sleeping with, which is probably nobody.

[notapineapple]

Because you do it in your own journal, dumbass.

[agent_wolf]

Well, yeah, so why do you have to show up and be a dick?

[notapineapple]

You always start it!

[agent_wolf]

I do not, you do!

[notapineapple]

I don't!

[agent_wolf]

Yes you do! Every time I say something you're an asshole about it!

[notapineapple]

You shouldn't bring up shit that it's easy for me to be an asshole about!

[agent_wolf]

It's not my fault you're an asshole about everything!

[notapineapple]

Not everything. Look, wolfie, are we friends or not? I need to know whether or not I can drink your liquor.

[agent_wolf]

...Only if I can drink yours. If you got any.