Time for a poll.

[agent_wolf]

Okay, everybody, do me a favor and comment if you consider yourself to be my friend or friendly acquaintance. Also put down if you're a straight guy. I'm trying to figure something out.

Comments

[daysintherain]

We haven't spent much time together yet, but that trip to the island with you and Fujiko was really fun! I'd say we're friends!

I'm bi, but what significance does that have?

[agent_wolf]

...Yeah, kid, sure we are.

Oh. I didn't think of that. ...Maybe that counts. But you're banging a dude, so I don't think it does.

[daysintherain]

That is true, hahaha. But I've liked girls and done plenty with them too.

[agent_wolf]

Okay, that's nice.

...How old are you, anyway?

[daysintherain]

Seventeen, hahaha.

[agent_wolf]

Oh. Why are the demographics around here so skewed toward gay teenagers?

[daysintherain]

Bi, not gay. Girls are too beautiful to dismiss.

Not everyone gay here is a teenager, though. Those two lawyers are 26!

[agent_wolf]

Well, teenagers to twenty-something, and it still basically counts.

[daysintherain]

Hahaha, you could classify us as all "young men" rather than "teenagers" then.

[agent_wolf]

Right, so I'm surrounded by young gay men. My life is like a fucking episode of Queer as Folk. And I shouldn't even know that show exists! I blame you people!

[daysintherain]

... I didn't even know that show existed.

[agent_wolf]

Well, maybe it's not your fault specifically, but in general.

[daysintherain]

... hahahaha, I'm sorry?

[agent_wolf]

I said it's not your fault, Jesus.

[daysintherain]

What other TV shows do you like, Mr. Jyabura?

[agent_wolf]

I don't watch TV. They have it in other worlds.