The cake is a lie!
Things like Portal don't have a bandwagon.
Portal's band needs a vehicle of far greater capacity than could ever be offered any mortal, Terran wagon.
Even if we were to be pretty gratuitous with our description, the sheer enormity and speed of the required conveyance exceeds even the most generously-applied terminology.
I am, therefore, not jumping on the Portal bandwagon; I am jumping on the fucking band-Deathstar. Only a fully-functional, battle-station-the-size-of-a-moon has the requisite internal space for the Cult of Portal and their Companion Cubes.
My contribution to the Populous Nation of Cake Lies is this image:
Which is clearly based on a more porcine endeavor.
I can only hope that I add to the joy of the Enrichment Center experience.
Portal's band needs a vehicle of far greater capacity than could ever be offered any mortal, Terran wagon.
Even if we were to be pretty gratuitous with our description, the sheer enormity and speed of the required conveyance exceeds even the most generously-applied terminology.
I am, therefore, not jumping on the Portal bandwagon; I am jumping on the fucking band-Deathstar. Only a fully-functional, battle-station-the-size-of-a-moon has the requisite internal space for the Cult of Portal and their Companion Cubes.
My contribution to the Populous Nation of Cake Lies is this image:
Which is clearly based on a more porcine endeavor.
I can only hope that I add to the joy of the Enrichment Center experience.