0700 in the gosh-dash.

Nov 01, 2006 07:59

I was heading for Vice's truck in the parking lot, so that I may drive Kim to her work, when I spotted a lonely little brick of Lego in the parking lot.
Rarely one to abandon such things, I rescued it.

It reminded me of this particular comic.

I was inspired to write a bit of song related to it in nearly every way.

o/` Trod on Lego o/`
I just trod on Lego,
A simple little brick.
It didn't punch or puncture,
but the pain is quite electric.

Yeah, I just stepped on Lego,
One square, by one square wide.
I lived to experience it,
but I wish that I'd have died.

(bridge)
Thought I did it myself, didja?
No, this was the trap of a Ginger Ninja.
I put my foot on Lego, and it ain't any good fer walkin'.

I just walked on Lego,
Not a pain about which I'd scoff.
I put my foot right down on Lego,
And I'd like... to... cut... it... off.

Major Tom it isn't, but it not too bad for 0700 in the goddam.
I mean... morning.

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In other (read: "interesting") news:
Ha ha ha! Stupid scriptkiddy gets a strong lesson in not being a dick.
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