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Because I am courteous, I have cut my answers to the survey.
>>Have You Ever?
[x] Hugged Random people: ::scowls:: Completely out of the question.
[x] Made a survey: I do not believe I have ever been so deprived of activity that I felt the impulse to do so.
[x] Got In A Fist Fight: ::smirks:: On several occasions.
[x] Regretted Something?: ...Unfortunately. Many things.
>>Five Things that You're wearing right now?
[x] Standard issue tailored suit.
[x] Standard issue .50AE Desert Eagle
[x] Standard issue leather holster
[x] Standard issue sunglasses
[x] Standard issue patent leather dress shoes
>>Five things that scare or disturb you...
[x] Nothing.
[x]
[x]
[x]
[x]
>>Three people who make you laugh...
[x] I will admit that at times Mr. Anderson is quite amusing.
[x] Maritas
[x] ...myself
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
[x] My pistol
[x] Shooting resistants
[x] Maritas
THREE THINGS I HATE:
[x] Most humans
[x] The Deus Ex Illuminati
[x] Agent Jackson Viruses
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
[x] The nature of humans
[x] The nature of programs with human qualities
[x] Mr. Anderson
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
[x] The monitor which I am looking at
[x] The keyboard which I am typing on
[x] A pen
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
[x] I am obviously wasting my time filling out this ridiculous survey.
[x]
[x]
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE: --Since I do not "die", I will list what I would wish to accomplish before my termination.
[x] Complete each mission as instructed
[x] Visit Zion
[x] Take a "bubble bath"
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
[x] Control my sexual impulses anger
[x] Defeat Mr. Anderson
[x] Successfully locate Agent Thompson
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
[x] Confident
[x] Dominant
[x] Arrogant
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST: I believe my actions are more repetitious than my words.
[x] ::smirks::
[x] ::scowls::
[x] ::rolls his eyes::
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
[x] More advanced sexual postures
[x] Why women tend to be cryptic
[x] More advanced sexual postures
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
[x] I do not require beverages, therefore I do not regularly drink.
[x] I have tried Sangria. It was very pleasant. As was Bacardi O.
[x] I have also tried "Crown Royal." It was not pleasant.
FIVE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID: This is obviously not applicable to me.
[x]
[x]
[x]
[x]
[x]
>> Five Main Goals In Life
[x] Restore Agent Thompson
[x] Counsel Agent Jackson
[x] Master my emotional subroutines
[x] Discover a way to exist outside of the Matrix
[x] ...More advanced sexual postures
>> Four huge dislikes
[x] Most humans
[x] Mr. Anderson
[x] Agent Jackson Viruses
[x] The cryptic emotional reactions of others
>> Five Best Friends
[x] Maritas
[x] Agent Centinela
[x] Mr. Anderson
[x]
[x]
>> Friends: Whos doing what?
[x] funniest?: Mr. Anderson
[x] sweetest: Maritas
[x] most polite: Myself
[x] trendiest: Agent Centinela
[x] whiny/bitchiest: Agent Jackson
[x] smartest: myself, of course
[x] dumbest: Mr. Anderson
[x] druggie?: Mr. Popper
[x] most likely to succeed with me: ...I am not entirely sure of the context this is implying
[x] Person to die first in a movie: Mr. Anderson
>> If You Could
[x] move somewhere: My current location is sufficient.
[x] fall in love with: ...
[x] meet someone: The Architect
[x] Spend the day with: Maritas
[x] get something: "Something"?
>> Stuck on an island
[x] 3 food items: It is not necessary for me to eat.
[x] 2 extra items: My pistol and...sunglasses, of course.
[x] 1 outfit: My standard issue suit would be sufficient. But perhaps since
the occasion would call for it, a pair of board shorts might be entertaining.
>> Aim WHORE!
[x] over used word?: ...
[x] who do you talk to the most?: Maritas and Agent Centinela
[x] person on aim the most: Uncertain
[x] dumbest computer skills: Mr. Anderson
>>Five things you can't live without...
[x] The link connecting junction 23JA to server J9*S to interface 90-1
[x] The Matrix construct
[x] My pistol
[x] The program that is me
[x] Ammunition
>>Five things you'll do when you complete this...
[x} I was considering fabricating a shooting gallery consisting of several large melons strategically placed on sticks
[x] Review files
[x] Continue searching relay traces for Agent Thompson
[x] Consider another change of wardrobe
[x] Empty the garbage receptacle beside my desk
>>Five things you feel right now...
[x] Irritated
[x] Bored
[x] Aggravated
[x] Exasperated
[x] Impatient
>>Have You Ever?
[x] Hugged Random people: ::scowls:: Completely out of the question.
[x] Made a survey: I do not believe I have ever been so deprived of activity that I felt the impulse to do so.
[x] Got In A Fist Fight: ::smirks:: On several occasions.
[x] Regretted Something?: ...Unfortunately. Many things.
>>Five Things that You're wearing right now?
[x] Standard issue tailored suit.
[x] Standard issue .50AE Desert Eagle
[x] Standard issue leather holster
[x] Standard issue sunglasses
[x] Standard issue patent leather dress shoes
>>Five things that scare or disturb you...
[x] Nothing.
[x]
[x]
[x]
[x]
>>Three people who make you laugh...
[x] I will admit that at times Mr. Anderson is quite amusing.
[x] Maritas
[x] ...myself
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
[x] My pistol
[x] Shooting resistants
[x] Maritas
THREE THINGS I HATE:
[x] Most humans
[x] The Deus Ex Illuminati
[x] Agent Jackson Viruses
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
[x] The nature of humans
[x] The nature of programs with human qualities
[x] Mr. Anderson
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
[x] The monitor which I am looking at
[x] The keyboard which I am typing on
[x] A pen
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
[x] I am obviously wasting my time filling out this ridiculous survey.
[x]
[x]
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE: --Since I do not "die", I will list what I would wish to accomplish before my termination.
[x] Complete each mission as instructed
[x] Visit Zion
[x] Take a "bubble bath"
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
[x] Control my sexual impulses anger
[x] Defeat Mr. Anderson
[x] Successfully locate Agent Thompson
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
[x] Confident
[x] Dominant
[x] Arrogant
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST: I believe my actions are more repetitious than my words.
[x] ::smirks::
[x] ::scowls::
[x] ::rolls his eyes::
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
[x] More advanced sexual postures
[x] Why women tend to be cryptic
[x] More advanced sexual postures
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
[x] I do not require beverages, therefore I do not regularly drink.
[x] I have tried Sangria. It was very pleasant. As was Bacardi O.
[x] I have also tried "Crown Royal." It was not pleasant.
FIVE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID: This is obviously not applicable to me.
[x]
[x]
[x]
[x]
[x]
>> Five Main Goals In Life
[x] Restore Agent Thompson
[x] Counsel Agent Jackson
[x] Master my emotional subroutines
[x] Discover a way to exist outside of the Matrix
[x] ...More advanced sexual postures
>> Four huge dislikes
[x] Most humans
[x] Mr. Anderson
[x] Agent Jackson Viruses
[x] The cryptic emotional reactions of others
>> Five Best Friends
[x] Maritas
[x] Agent Centinela
[x] Mr. Anderson
[x]
[x]
>> Friends: Whos doing what?
[x] funniest?: Mr. Anderson
[x] sweetest: Maritas
[x] most polite: Myself
[x] trendiest: Agent Centinela
[x] whiny/bitchiest: Agent Jackson
[x] smartest: myself, of course
[x] dumbest: Mr. Anderson
[x] druggie?: Mr. Popper
[x] most likely to succeed with me: ...I am not entirely sure of the context this is implying
[x] Person to die first in a movie: Mr. Anderson
>> If You Could
[x] move somewhere: My current location is sufficient.
[x] fall in love with: ...
[x] meet someone: The Architect
[x] Spend the day with: Maritas
[x] get something: "Something"?
>> Stuck on an island
[x] 3 food items: It is not necessary for me to eat.
[x] 2 extra items: My pistol and...sunglasses, of course.
[x] 1 outfit: My standard issue suit would be sufficient. But perhaps since
the occasion would call for it, a pair of board shorts might be entertaining.
>> Aim WHORE!
[x] over used word?: ...
[x] who do you talk to the most?: Maritas and Agent Centinela
[x] person on aim the most: Uncertain
[x] dumbest computer skills: Mr. Anderson
>>Five things you can't live without...
[x] The link connecting junction 23JA to server J9*S to interface 90-1
[x] The Matrix construct
[x] My pistol
[x] The program that is me
[x] Ammunition
>>Five things you'll do when you complete this...
[x} I was considering fabricating a shooting gallery consisting of several large melons strategically placed on sticks
[x] Review files
[x] Continue searching relay traces for Agent Thompson
[x] Consider another change of wardrobe
[x] Empty the garbage receptacle beside my desk
>>Five things you feel right now...
[x] Irritated
[x] Bored
[x] Aggravated
[x] Exasperated
[x] Impatient