All Things...
It was wondered what happened to the individual known as 'Bane' recently.
The Agency has discovered what exactly has been happening for quite a few hours now.
Allow me to Narrate.
These gentlemen, known collectively by the Alias 'The Fab Five', Carson, Kyan, Ted, Jai and Thorn, were employed by sources unknown to apprehend Bane.
Bane was taken on a Twenty-Four Hour hostage situation, which began with Kyan lecturing him on his goatee and palm slashes.
"Hand cuts? This is the 'Matrix', not 'Masochists 'R' Us'."
Ted then went on to lecture him about his lack of cooking.
"Just because the Merovingian feeds you everything you want on a silver platter, doesn't mean you can't whip up an excellent 'Duck A'la Orange'."
Ted then proceeded to take Bane to various stores all over the Matrix for fresh fowl.
Carson was next, dragging Bane into an Armani store.
"Wait...I've seen this..." Bane mumbled.
"I'm sure you have sweetie, but you're supposed to WEAR them, not oogle them." Replied Carson.
The next Six Hours were spent choosing suits, shirts, ties, socks, belts, shoes, hats, briefs and boxers, the last two unneccessary, but Carson seemed to enjoy it.
Jai was next, showing Bane the importance of how to move and act in the world, real or not.
"Lurking around isn't good for you hun. Besides the creepy look and sinister vibe you give off, it's going to really hurt your back, not to mention slashing your hand, since it's really gonna come back to haunt you when you catch some funky disease."
And finally, Thorn grabbed Bane and drove him all around the Matrix in the Q.E car, showing him various styles of furniture to try for his abode.
"Black metal chairs seem to fit your personality...matching black metal tables and lamps will add to the dark atmosphere, but we don't want the place too dark, so we've added the wall colours, called 'Back To The Fuchia'."
They kept Bane 'company' for several hours, and to finish, they gave Bane a completely new look.
The result?
"That Goatee just had to go. It's too Evil twin, Mister Spock style." Kyan quipped.
"And we added a touch to remove the black from this lovely hair, and to add to the clothes' relaxed, cozy look." Carson explained.
The 'Fab Five' then proceeded to leave Bane to his Black and Fuchia home, dressed in a casual shirt and jeans, blonde-haired and goateeless, completely happy, or at least, bewildered beyond belief.
The Agency has discovered what exactly has been happening for quite a few hours now.
Allow me to Narrate.
These gentlemen, known collectively by the Alias 'The Fab Five', Carson, Kyan, Ted, Jai and Thorn, were employed by sources unknown to apprehend Bane.
Bane was taken on a Twenty-Four Hour hostage situation, which began with Kyan lecturing him on his goatee and palm slashes.
"Hand cuts? This is the 'Matrix', not 'Masochists 'R' Us'."
Ted then went on to lecture him about his lack of cooking.
"Just because the Merovingian feeds you everything you want on a silver platter, doesn't mean you can't whip up an excellent 'Duck A'la Orange'."
Ted then proceeded to take Bane to various stores all over the Matrix for fresh fowl.
Carson was next, dragging Bane into an Armani store.
"Wait...I've seen this..." Bane mumbled.
"I'm sure you have sweetie, but you're supposed to WEAR them, not oogle them." Replied Carson.
The next Six Hours were spent choosing suits, shirts, ties, socks, belts, shoes, hats, briefs and boxers, the last two unneccessary, but Carson seemed to enjoy it.
Jai was next, showing Bane the importance of how to move and act in the world, real or not.
"Lurking around isn't good for you hun. Besides the creepy look and sinister vibe you give off, it's going to really hurt your back, not to mention slashing your hand, since it's really gonna come back to haunt you when you catch some funky disease."
And finally, Thorn grabbed Bane and drove him all around the Matrix in the Q.E car, showing him various styles of furniture to try for his abode.
"Black metal chairs seem to fit your personality...matching black metal tables and lamps will add to the dark atmosphere, but we don't want the place too dark, so we've added the wall colours, called 'Back To The Fuchia'."
They kept Bane 'company' for several hours, and to finish, they gave Bane a completely new look.
The result?
"That Goatee just had to go. It's too Evil twin, Mister Spock style." Kyan quipped.
"And we added a touch to remove the black from this lovely hair, and to add to the clothes' relaxed, cozy look." Carson explained.
The 'Fab Five' then proceeded to leave Bane to his Black and Fuchia home, dressed in a casual shirt and jeans, blonde-haired and goateeless, completely happy, or at least, bewildered beyond belief.