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[agent_jackson]

A computer screen

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for the fat of one chicken

[once_brown]

*puts on Agency Yenta badge*

OK, you're gonna need some help. First, what are you looking for? Male, Female, organic, inorganic, program, machine, sentient, door knob or toaster oven?

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[agent_jackson]

Brown...you work for CityDate? Fair enough...
I do have that side job I run...

Female...Organic or Program...nothing against our machine brethren, I just haven't swung that way...well, yet...ahem, where was I?

*Adjusts tie.*

Sentient, and...what the hell would I date a door knob or toaster for?

*Looks slightly confused.*

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[once_brown]

CityDate is a government run non-profit. I do this to "give back".

-and don't knock the hardware 'til you've tried it.

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[agent_jackson]

...says World "Mr. Sentinel" 2204...

*Grins.*

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[maritas]

you have no idea.... Whew.. 14 of them... 14!!

I mean... *coughs*

so needs a cold shower

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[agent_jackson]

*Eyes widen behind his glasses.*

Fourteen?!

*Plankfaces.*

Whoa...

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[maritas]

nods and smirks widely*

so what that I couldn't walk straight the next day

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[agent_jackson]

*Decrypts the encryption and giggles.*

....

[maritas]

What ?? My um toe was sore.

Re: ....

[agent_jackson]

Strange place for a toe...

*Chuckles.*

Re: ....

[maritas]

*Shifts eyes*

Re: ....

[agent_jackson]

*Smirks knowingly.*

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

steal someone elses catchphrases, stealy-mcstealerson

Re: for the fat of one chicken

[agent_jackson]

*Thinks.*

Suprised to hear me, Misssss-ter And-er-son?

umm

[maritas]

Brown... darling... is there something you've not told me?

I've seen you buffing the toster... I thought it just had finger prints on it... please say *swallows* just because it has four slots, it doesn't do anything for you...

*starts looking at the kitchen appliances suspiciously*

Re: umm

[agent_jackson]

*Strangles a laugh with a cough.*