How You Know You've Done Good At Thanksgiving Dinner:
2:45 P.M.:
Wii Balance Board: You weight 210 lbs. Great job, keep up the good work!
Me: Thanks!
6:45 P.M.:
Wii Balance Board: You weigh.... your weight is drastically different. You are holding a heavy object.
Me: No I'm not.
Wii Balance Board: No one could ingest this much food!
Me: It was Thanksgiving dinner!
Wii Balance Board: I was programmed in Japan and do not recognize that holiday.
Me: Wii balance board, you irresponsible slut!
Wii Balance Board: See you tomorrow *waves cheerfully!*
Wii Balance Board: You weight 210 lbs. Great job, keep up the good work!
Me: Thanks!
6:45 P.M.:
Wii Balance Board: You weigh.... your weight is drastically different. You are holding a heavy object.
Me: No I'm not.
Wii Balance Board: No one could ingest this much food!
Me: It was Thanksgiving dinner!
Wii Balance Board: I was programmed in Japan and do not recognize that holiday.
Me: Wii balance board, you irresponsible slut!
Wii Balance Board: See you tomorrow *waves cheerfully!*