Valen....Valet's....Valency....Turpentine's Day..

[agent_cole]

*Sits at the terminal once again in R&D, running diagnostics, slightly bleary-eyed and sporting a mildly deranged grin (well, what passes for mildly deranged in Research and Development)*

....Shure I've forgotten somethin'...Today...yesterday...was s'posed to be...ah well never mind *hic*...probably not important anyway...

Less see...Absn...Absin...Booze...check
...stimulants...check
...robot tanks...check
...Arsenal of military grade weapons...check...
...deranged AI...

*pauses, as the diagnostic finishes and the logfile is produced*

*scans the logfile, noticing an addendum from the diagnostic program*

Hmmm...

01001001
00100000
01101100
01101111
01110110
01100101
00100000
01111001
01101111
01110101

*facepalms*

Check...mate.