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[agent_anderson]

Should I be worried?

Say, mist3r_4nd3rs0n, is that your Mervikins?

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[agent_harris]

*shudder*

The Frenchman naked is such an unpleasant thought.

[agent_anderson]

I don't know, you obviously haven't talked to mist3r_4nd3rs0n - he seems to think it's a fantastic thought. Maybe he looks more attractive when there's chocolate cake involved.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

we dont need chocolate cake :D

[agent_anderson]

Oh? You'll have to tell me about it sometime. Or, y'know, invite me round... after all, it's not like cheating 'cos you're me and I'm you, remember?

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

somehow i think hed liek that a little tooooo much

*points at ze_merovingian* he lieks threesomes

[agent_anderson]

I'm not sure there's such a thing as liking it too much, y'know... But if he got both of us it'd be like overloading on teh hawtness, so I guess I see your point.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

yoor not proving yoor heterosexuality to me, yoo knoe. :D

[agent_anderson]

Did I say I was heterosexual? Oh, err, I did. *sheepish grin* I think maybe I'm just under your, uh, my, well our influence here, keeping my options open?

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

since we spent our whole lives yelling "im not ghey!" its kinda ironic

[agent_anderson]

Yeah, but I guess we did kinda die, right? Besides, I don't think I'm gay. Or even ghey. I'm just... curious. Yes, that's it - curious.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

yeh, i was curious too

but that was only after i gor raped by bane

then merv

then a horde of fangirls

apparently being teh one doesnt guarantee rape-be-gone

[agent_anderson]

But isn't Bane technically Smith in human form? Now there's an interesting image...

Damn fangirls. Will they never quit? Obviously they're all about Teh Angsty Messiah. I blame the Oracle; if it weren't for her we'd still be back at Metacortex in the office in that cube and actually I think I prefer the idea of fangirls and Merv.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

yeah

and apparently every once and a while, becuz of that incident, smith takes over my brain and he's me in my body

i dont understand it, but my "friends" call this smith/neo thing Smeo

not amused

[agent_anderson]

Man, that's screwy. Doesn't that like, really mess with your head?

And 'Smeo'? Damn, that's just ugly. Better than 'Nith' though, I guess.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

dude, one time i woke up with a migraine and cuts all over my arms

i wondered why he didnt just kill us

but apparently hes lonely

[agent_anderson]

Aww, poor Smith... I almost feel sorry for him, except for the fact that he tried to kill us and everyone around us, repeatedly. Why can't he just phone the Samaritans like a normal person?