Happy 4th of July!
Fourth of July -
The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
CN:
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
CN:
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.