mah heroez son!

[aged_new_hope]

yo, i bet yall faggoz in computerland been wonderin' where i learned to be so awesome. "who was the awesome dude who inspired you to be so damn awesome?" you shitholes are wondering. well, i'll tell you: it wasn't one person, fuggo. it was a lot. a mind like this ain't built in one day, nor by one person. it takes a city to raise a child. no man is an island. face it, dickriders: ya girl's a peninsula.

yo, so checkit - heez th' 'fluences that 'fluenced me when i was just a shit coddled whore on long island. two yrs ago, lol.

A SAGA STARTING NEXT POST & CONTINUING INDEFINITELY. IT COULD EVEN LAST TILL THE NEXT MILLENIUM!