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First I must explain the most vital aspect of the proceeding story: Olivia is grounded and thus not allowed to have anyone over. That being said, I will pick up the narration at the office.
Fortunately I am employed by my father, so when Olivia called saying she had no work and wanted company, I looked at dear daddy and said, "Alllrigty then, see you tomorrow!" On the way to grand LC I stopped by the house to grab a change of clothes and shampoo. One other important detail would be my HOT DATE [WHAT?! Ohh yeaaah] later in the evening. I didn't want to show up looking or smelling like a frumpy receptionist/file clerk.
--Another stop was made at Jordan's house to grab her phone charger and my brush. This wouldn't have been mentioned as it is immaterial to the story, only leaving there I ran into The Boy himself and laughed my ass off when he tried to be suave and toss a pack of cigarettes into my lap. He completely missed, the pack hit the top of his window and slid under my car. I will refrain from calling him Mr. Smooth so that he won't be confused with dear Jucie's pater.--
Olivia and I were very cunning about this whole operation; I parked across the street in the apartment parking lot just in case her mother's spies were at work. AND, wait no, that was as far as our wisdom took us. Anyhow after a short trip to Puckett's --Olivia took senior pics and I picked mine up-- I took a shower and emerged just so fresh and so clean, clean. So, I have emerged and I'm standing in the hall listening to Olivia's phone conversation trying to figure out who she's talking to. Standing there naked that is, we are very liberated. That's when I hear a second very masculine voice and footsteps. Olivia's face drops. I whip around and grab a towel off the floor as two feet appear around the corner and then retreat.
"I'm at Winn's house picking up some money....etc.etc"
Definately a guy, on a cell phone. The only thing I could think of -- besides I"M NAKED-- is HIDE. I wrapped the towel around me, sprinted into Olivia's room and dove behind the bed, barely missing a pile of dog shit. At this point, I'm not quite sure if he's actully seen me nor am I sure if I saw him or tif he feet were just my over-dramatic imagination. Olivia, it seems was still paralyzed in the computer room, on the phone. The man's voice starts talking to Jo JO, the damn dog who's shit I was then visiting with. He played with the dog for several minutes, perhaps giving any naked girls a chance to put some clothes on? Too bad mine were in the bathroom and I was crouched on all fours, gripping a small pink towel about me.
Then the guy walks into the hall, and hesitates between Olivia's room and the computer room. Was naked girl visible? Je ne sais. I was too busy trying to figure out who the fuck was in the house and how I was going to get some clothes.
O: Heeeey, Danny
Ah, so it was Olivia's cousin Danny...and I'm thinking Great, so how many family members does that make? The next family reunion should be interesting.
Danny and Olivia start talking and I can only pick up bits and pieces. But I do hear
Danny: So who's hear?
Followed sortly thereafter with
Danny (speaking much louder now): So your mom sent me over to pick up some money and take a look at your carpet.
I look down and recall that theyre pulling up the carpet in Olivia's room. More good stuff.
Olivia (after a slight hesitation): Hey Kelsey, you, ugh, finished in there?
Me: Ummm, yeah. I, er, found my brush that I was...looking for.
And with that I stood up, grabbed my brush out of my bag, majestically walked into the bathroom, and firmly shut the door. After I closeted myself in the bathroom, Danny walks by the door and decides to converse with the naked girl [I was then feverishly throwing on clothes]
Danny: Hey Kelsey, wanna hear a song?
Me: ...sure
In a sing song voice Danny gives me 3 words, "Kum Bah Yah."
Danny: How was it?
Me: That was beautiful
Danny: Yeah, I've been working on it for a long time.
naked girl naked girl naked girl
So after I get clothes on, I walk into Olivia's room and there's Danny! Thrilling. We exchance more formal greetings and shake hands & he finally leaves.
*bows*
At the time it was very un-amusing. The whole time I was freaked that Danny would mention the naked girl to Olivia's mom and there goes my companion for another week. Olivia assured me he wouldn't and cracked me up during re-hashing of the story at KD's for the benefit of the table.
Thus ends the story of Danny and the Towel Girl