Grrrrr....
Okay, so the passive-aggressive bullshit that goes on in this house can stop ANY time now.
If you want me to do something, then ASK me to do it. Don't stand there repeating, "So...who's going to [insert chore here]?" in a way that suggests you've already decided who's going to be doing said chore while giving me a side-long, expectant glance and expect me to volunteer.
FUCKING ASK ME DIRECTLY. You learned the words when you were a child. Say them with me: "Can you please [insert chore here]?"
And when you do use those words? Don't patronize me. Ask like I'm a adult, not a five-year-old. Because I am and adult, in case you haven't noticed. (And I question your observance of this fact quite a bit, just fyi.)
And I don't ever want to hear you justify your not doing said chore because you've "done it two nights in a row already."
Fuck you. You've made me do this every night, sometimes two or three times a day, for weeks on end, with maybe the occasional day off on the weekend or something. I don't want to fucking hear that you've had to do it two nights in a row, omg call the police, I had to do it twice in a row!
Thanks for ruining what was shaping up to be a perfectly all right day, especially considering that I was bemused more than anything over the drive home and the fact that I accidentally stabbed myself with a fork when I got home while collecting dinner.
No, really. Thanks.
That's all I have to say. For now.
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If you want me to do something, then ASK me to do it. Don't stand there repeating, "So...who's going to [insert chore here]?" in a way that suggests you've already decided who's going to be doing said chore while giving me a side-long, expectant glance and expect me to volunteer.
FUCKING ASK ME DIRECTLY. You learned the words when you were a child. Say them with me: "Can you please [insert chore here]?"
And when you do use those words? Don't patronize me. Ask like I'm a adult, not a five-year-old. Because I am and adult, in case you haven't noticed. (And I question your observance of this fact quite a bit, just fyi.)
And I don't ever want to hear you justify your not doing said chore because you've "done it two nights in a row already."
Fuck you. You've made me do this every night, sometimes two or three times a day, for weeks on end, with maybe the occasional day off on the weekend or something. I don't want to fucking hear that you've had to do it two nights in a row, omg call the police, I had to do it twice in a row!
Thanks for ruining what was shaping up to be a perfectly all right day, especially considering that I was bemused more than anything over the drive home and the fact that I accidentally stabbed myself with a fork when I got home while collecting dinner.
No, really. Thanks.
That's all I have to say. For now.
This entry was also posted at http://obiwanken5.dreamwidth.org/403159.html.