I don't know if or when I'll have internet access again, so consider this your post to tag me with stuff I need to see when I get back/when I get access again.
As my grand plans for grabbing an internet stick with accompanying data plan were thwarted by stupid parents, I'll be piggy-backing onto family/friend interwebs where I can.
Please don't break anything while I'm gone, and if you throw a party in my absence, please clean up after yourselves.
Love yous!