"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."
Voicemail, Wednesday afternoonvdistinctiveMarch 5 2015, 06:14:45 UTC
So this was the sort of job that Eliot could absolutely use the team on -- but that would require far more explanations than he was willing to give right now. There was one thing he knew he'd need a hand on, though.
"Hardison. I'm goin' outta town for a couple days. I need you and Parker to look in on Val. Feed her, take her for walks. Do not spoil her. I swear, she weighs more'n a pound more when I get home than she does now, I'm going to break all your fingers.
"And make sure the kitchen staff doesn't burn Luke's down, okay? I'll see you, I dunno, Friday."
"Good lord, what kind of blackmail do you call that? I couldn't give a damn who's 'getting it on' with anyone's parents. What've I got that they'd want, anyway?"
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"Hardison. I'm goin' outta town for a couple days. I need you and Parker to look in on Val. Feed her, take her for walks. Do not spoil her. I swear, she weighs more'n a pound more when I get home than she does now, I'm going to break all your fingers.
"And make sure the kitchen staff doesn't burn Luke's down, okay? I'll see you, I dunno, Friday."
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"Hardison. Can you hack a computer from the other side of the damned ocean?"
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Or tried calling Anakin, anyway.
"So when do I get to meet up with your hotass friend? I mean, sure, I guessing seeing you would be okay too."
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"WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? I don't even know you!"
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"Good lord, what kind of blackmail do you call that? I couldn't give a damn who's 'getting it on' with anyone's parents. What've I got that they'd want, anyway?"
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