It's a small, skanky world

[agatha_mandrake]

I've been thinking recently that I really would like a vacation. But wherever should I go?



I could travel through America, visiting all sorts of exciting places.

I could visit the Pocahottie tribe



or the Poochie tribe



or maybe even the Whatthefuck nation


No, you didn't really see this. Drive on

I could finally travel to the Arctic



I could take a tour of the nation's capital



or maybe go to New Orleans



But you know what? I've been to America. How about somewhere different?

I've never been to Mexico



Or Brazil



I could go back across the pond to Britain



See the mighty peaks of Scotland



Travel to the Emerald Isle



Pop across the channel to France



Visit Spain



Maybe see a bullfight



Take a return trip to Greece



See the Alps



Head north to Norway



and Russia



Fulfill my lifelong dream of going to Egypt



Perhaps I should travel east, to India



Go shopping in Hong Kong



Journey to the ancient cities of China



Or Japan



However will I decide?