i don't want a large wilson

[agapwherewemeet]

today was going so great, i was doing stuff and getting stuff done.  then as i unloaded one of my dryers i saw that i had left a lumber crayon in my pants pocket.  everything in my darks had bright yellow wax splotches all over.  this includes three brand new shirts and my favorite pants.  how unfortunate.
then on the way home arby's messed up my order in so many ways that they got all of the negative feedback.  i might have spilled soda on their counter and rang the good service bell.