I may or may not fail at fic. I watched The Invasion instead and was reminded to post the caps I made of the animated episode 1. I capped any shot I liked. There are 323 (I liked it lots).
Link to the zip file. Meet our heroes
animated!Two!
animated!Jamie!
And animated!Zoe!
Oh, and animated!TARDIS (exterior)
And interior.
Impromptu TARDIS orgy...what?
Two: It's monstrous!
Zoe: It's revolting!
Two: What dark corner of the universe must this be...
Jamie: It's a cow.
TARDIS: I has an invisibility cloak.
Not now, Jamie.
Oh, it's you, Zoe.
Car (or lorry)-sharing is better for the environment.
They go off to find an old friend who is better at fixing at the TARDIS than the Doctor.
Do you have Professor Travers, the scientist?
Not at home. He's gone away and left the place to Professor Watkins, the (other) scientist and Miss Watkins, the (other) scientist's niece.
You're not supposed to tell me what cards you have!
Jamie is not impressed.
Zoe likes her though.
And Isobel really likes Zoe.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Two and Jamie Go Investigating
This is as good as a welcome mat.
And this is the computer doomed to encounter Zoe out to impress her girlfriend.
Meanwhile meanwhile, animated!Benton! In civvies!
One meanwhile later, Two and Jamie take the lift.
The elevator music (the B-side to a Norwegian record that didn't make to the Eurosong contest) covered the sound of hissing gas.
They are taken to meet Tobias Vaughn, who the Doctor will recall centuries later as an overthrown dictator.
He does earn a place in a song, though. Better than nothing.
Vaughn has something that looks very much like my MP3 player.
Jamie: Oh aye, you think you're impressive? What can you do with that then?
It's got three settings!
Two thinks thinky thoughts.
Then Two and Jamie leave Vaughn alone, to contemplate his great but fatally flawed Master Plan.
The door's always open, however.
And there is this. For some reason, my brain has given it the voice of the Mechanoids.