Feb 13, 2009 20:25
Well, I realized the last few posts have been pretty depressing... or violent... or a combination of the both with side of fries...
So, I had this substitute teacher for fourth period on Tuesday, and the guy was hilarious. I mean, not the funny find of hilarious, the idiot kind of hilarious.
One of the kids asked, "Uh, Mr. S, I have a question-"
"No! Be quiet and do your work!"
"But I don't know how... I don't know how to do my work-"
"Be quiet and do your work!"
"But I need you to answer me so I can do my work..."
"No! Be quiet and do your work. That is my answer!"
"But I-"
"Be quiet and do your work!"
"..."
">:("
"So, how's your day going...?"
"BE QUIET AND DO YOUR WORK!"
He basically spoke in caps lock the entire time. I never laughed so hard in my life. He was like this short, angry, red-faced Indian guy. I wish I had a camera or something.