LOL
I shant be too specific, as it will probably get me in trouble with someone to gloat like this, but an ex is in a lot of stupid self inflicted pain, at present.
Turning 21's a bitch at faire, what with everyone shoving drinks in your face. When you're a tiny girl of < 120 pounds, I'm sure all that alcohol catches up quickly, and you're on your ass making a fool of yourself before you know it.
Hooray for precognitive decision making... I sure as hell didn't want to be the one keeping your hair out of your vomit.