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i'm thinking about taking up this livejournal thing again. its really a shame i'm so lazy with this lol. anywho. how's everyone been? last weekend i went to the ATREYU / NORMA JEAN show with eric, garrett, tony p and rachael, so that was fun. Norma Jean has like the besst live show in the WORLD. we had eric's suprise party last friday, he
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heres a story
one day there was this gorilla named jermane. now jermane was the biggest baddest hippest gorilla on the whole east side of the jungle. but jermane was gettin a little on the old side. his belly was even starting to turn gray. well one day jermane wanted to show everyone in that whole east side of the jungle that he was still the biggest, baddest gorilla out there. So he lites a joint and starts a 72 mile stroll through the jungle. well first he sees hisser, the peter pipen python. now hisser wasnt just any ordinary python, he was the biggest baddest python on the whole east side of the jungle. well jermane didnt want any compitition, so he ate hisser. jermane was again on his way. well 30 miles later, and a little tired and hungry since hisser was already digested and poopied out way back along the trail, he meets up with tubular tookie the tukan. well tookie was a toker, and jermane wasnt gonna have another pot smoker on his side of the jungle.. so he ate him too. tookie's beak went through jermans stomach, and jermane died. that just goes to show you that tough ass big old gorillas named jermane should watch out for the little guys in their big bad jungle
-dedicated to the short little ryan. <3
love kelly
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