you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.. haha

[agadida]

alright, lets think of what happened during my vacation in mentor. thursday i get there and went to carsons, talked to him bout an hour and then left. as i left i saw a girl in a red car drive by, and wave.. im like "oh wow, who was this?" and waved back.. turns out to be jeannie, so i pull a U'ee, and head to jeds where i saw jed, jeannie and dave. me and dave go to joes and then to timmys, smoked, and went back. friday i woke up to joe saying "uhh dave" faggot moaning his friends name, i'll be damned if im ever gonna let him share a couch with me again. then we went to the cheeser, picked up the tape adapter for my car so i can play cd's.. meanwhile, i see mike cherichello.. i havent seen that mofo in months.. hes living with his dad in georgia i think. hes cool. left there and we went back to joes. rachel came over, and i went back to the cheeser and visited mark and missie and jon and jess.. went back to joes and thats where it went downhill.. picked jeannie up, and started drinkin vodka. barry lucas got the purple bong and we enjoyed that. next came the 99 apples.. next part is way to fuzzy to remember.. just drinking 99 apples, vodka, dnl, mango mix, and some other bullshit that jed came up with.. tasted pretty tasty. more bongs, and i was pretty bleeped.. i guess me and dave went to my car to get high and i fell while i left it, and started laughing. that was after dave bitched at rachel for trying to touch his car. smoked on the 7th floor stairway and then went back to the party.. from there i made a bet with barry cuz he was showing off that he could drink more than anyone of us.. and started doin jello shots, and drinking 99 apples.. woo.. after that barry leaves to pass out, and the party starts dieing down.. me and dave go down to barrys to see whats up and to get my 5 bucks, and turns out he actually did pass out in the back room.. he wakes up and says he was just chillin.. and im like aight cool just remember the bet, and then straight pushes me and he starts flipping out for nothing saying "what you sayin shit for inside my mofuckin house?" all i try tellin him is that since he made the bet, just chill upstairs, barrys mom threatens to call the cops and then me and dave left. went back up and we chill on the balcony.. just then barry walks in and what does he do? fuckin apolagizes.. what a gangsta.. word.. after that i start puking hardcore cuz i didnt have nothin in my stomache.. sometime the cops came and i had to give them my info and kept sayin wrong stuff.. he says "we dont care your drunk, were just trying to figure out what happened with that one kid" he lets us go, and i pass out.. wake up to having barb and her ex sitting in the living room talking about joe and sayin somethin bout me. thats when she told me what joe did and what happened. joes aunt comes over and gets me and jeds info and our numbers down.. me and jed left and went garage saleing.. twas fun. went to his house and he went to sleep, called dave and he was gonna do the same. went to kristins and found microshuttle.. we went to the mall undercover, and went back.. hung out with dave and then went to the cheeser. got free food, talked to some people, went to best buy with matt. smoked with missie, then i called jess, and as i was talking she says to turn around and tell her whos pulling into the parking lot right now.. it was jess! surprised me. went and got weed and smoked, then her and her friend got sad that i was gonna sleep in my car. left there, went to jeds.. noone answered his window so i went to joes apartment and slept in my car.. felt pretty comfortable i must say.. everyone should try it. next morning i woke up and went to the headlands. smoked half a joint at the park and went to krystals.. helped her cuz i had no where else to go. then saw jon and amy. jess came too. went to jess's house and got her pot, then smoked.. dave called and we met up with him and smoked another bowl. told him to meet me in a half hour.. went back to the party and found out we didnt want to go, so we sat in her car for 15 and waited. met up with dave and me and him went to veterans, smoked a blunt then i went home. came home still stoned with bloodshot red eyes.. mom figured out. took a shower talked on here and passed out.. wow.. all that in 4 days.. when i come to town, shit always gets fucked up.. haha

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