Blaise blinked a few times, making sure to keep his eyes wide. People fell for his pouty faces more than they did his whiny ones. "Our room is a tragedy. Help me?"
Dean yawned as he waited for Zabini to answer him. As much as he didn't want the Slytherin to think that he was giving into his 'pouty face' as Dean liked to call it, he did owe it to the boy to help clean up as his friends had also had a big hand in making the mess.
Blaise smiled. Success! "You're my favourite Hufflepuff ever," Blaise said, patting Thomas on the head. "Now, when you get to my stuff, make sure none of it has wrinkles. You can just put See-Saw's things in her carrier. We'll be back this afternoon," he said, wiggling his fingers before swooping down to grab his goat.
"But Daaaaaaaaan," Blaise whined. "Don't you love me?" He batted his eyelashes a bit, which always worked with girls, hags, and Ravenclaws, so why shouldn't it work with his Hufflepuff.
"No." Dean stated bluntly. "Now I'm going to the loo, and if you're not here when I get back? Everything, including that goat shite over there, will end up on your bed."
Dean rolled his eyes and made his way to the loo. It was way too early for this.
Blaise fell back on his Hufflepuff's bed in a pout. "I want a new roommate," he called out when Thomas entered the bathroom. "One that indulges me better. I'm a prince, Dan. Don't you know these things? I deserve to be catered. Other people would be lining up around the block to be cleaning up after me. What have I done to deserve this cruel fate?" he whined, curling up around See-Saw.
Dean rolled his eyes as he turned off the sink. It was impossible to tune out his roommate's whining. He walked out of the loo and glanced around the room wondering where to start.
"How about this, I'll clean my side, and you can clean your side?" It seemed pretty fair to him.
"See-Saw wouldn't have pooped on your side if you hadn't invited nasty Gryffindors, you know. She's allergic." He wiggled around a bit and poked his head out from under the blanket. "Why do you have to hurt us so much? We want to be friends." See-Saw neighed her agreement and nosed her face out from the covers. "She likes you, Hufflepuff."
Blaise wiggled around some more. "You know, you really did get the better bed. Let's switch. My side will be your side and your side will be my side and See-Saw will still get the middle. Yes?" Maybe he could just talk until the Hufflepuff's brain melted out his ears. And then, Thomas would do whatever he wanted. "Also. Your comforter smells like itchy soap. You need you learn different cleaning charms."
"I'll switch if you clean up the entire room and if you promise to stop whining," Dean replied. He knew it would never happen, but there was no harm in trying. Maybe it would get the Slytherin to shut up at least.
Blaise blinked. Then he blinked again. And then his face broke out in a huge smile. "Oh, silly, silly Hufflepuff. If I really wanted to trade, I'd just wait until you were in class and switch it around myself. Besides, I already put comfort charms on mine."
He sighed dramatically. He was going to need a better plan if he was going to trick Thomas into doing everything for him. He threw back the covers and sat up, leaving See-Saw curled in the middle of Thomas's bed. "Okay. So teach me about this cleaning thing."
"Whaddya want, Zabini?" he asked tiredly.
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"Sure, Zabini, just give me a couple of minutes."
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"There's no way you and that bloody goat are going anywhere. This party was your idea, so you can help clean up."
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Dean rolled his eyes and made his way to the loo. It was way too early for this.
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"How about this, I'll clean my side, and you can clean your side?" It seemed pretty fair to him.
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"Look, just clean your side of the room," he said tiredly.
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He sighed dramatically. He was going to need a better plan if he was going to trick Thomas into doing everything for him. He threw back the covers and sat up, leaving See-Saw curled in the middle of Thomas's bed. "Okay. So teach me about this cleaning thing."
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