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Justin Bieber just descended with angel wings. I am drunk enough to think I imagined that, but it's actually happening. Parents keep asking me where my kids are, and I tell them I'm a grad student researching teen pop and they're intrigued. I'm really kind of afraid that I'll be drunk at the 1D concert next year and just be like, "I'm here because I want to bang Harry. Like the fist of an angry god, y'all."