Prince Charming and the heartbreaker
Yunho/Jaejoong, one-sided Yunho/Hyori
PG-13/NC-17
Hearing too much about the so-called "dangerously charming" (and straight, mind you) guy named Jung Yunho from every girl he knew, including his best friend - Hyori, Kim Jaejoong decides to avoid all circumstances in meeting him.
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mushroomkey Jaejoong was cooking dinner when he heard the door open and close with a resounding slam and also an object being thrown to the wall.
The boy stirred the stew a few more times before adjusting the fire to a lower heat so that he can leave it and see what the problem was.
When he entered the living room, he saw his room mate, Hyori, fuming on the couch and her cell phone on the floor, cracked. She was currently staring at the empty television as if she planned to set it on fire with her eyes.
"Uh... you alright?"
"Oh, Jae, I'm perfectly fine. Never been fucking better." She said while tightly clenching one of the pillows in a death grip. Poor pillow, Jaejoong inwardly remarked.
"Do you maybe want to talk about it...?"
"UGH JAEJOONG! He's such a jerk. A stupid, filthy, perverted, aloof jerk! My boyfriend doesn't call, doesn't text, doesn't even try to contact me at all whatsoever. It's been two weeks, Jae, TWO WEEKS! And nothing.. nada! Not a single word from him. Who does he think he is?" She seethed.
Knowing the only solution to this type of situation, Jaejoong walked up to his best friend and sat down with her on the couch. He took her hand and gently massaged it, willing for her to calm down. "It's gonna be okay, Hyo. He probably doesn't even deserve you." He said soothingly.
Hyori slowly turned to her younger friend, touched with his words, and said, "You think so?"
"Yes."
"Hmm. Yeah. You're probably right, Jae." She said as she finally unclenched her hand on the wrinkled pillow and turned to the side to face the pretty man. "You know Jae, if only you weren't gay, I'd totally go for you." After she said that, she gave Jaejoong a swift kiss on the cheek.
"Uh gross, Hyo, but thanks. If I magically turned straight one day, you'd be the first girl I'd call." He said playfully. "So who is this guy you're stressing over by the way? I take it that he's pretty damn hot, judging from how you just acted earlier." His lips curled into a smirk.
The brunette lightly slapped Jaejoong's arm before replying "It's Jung Yunho. Can't believe that jerk hasn't called me in two weeks. The next time I see him, I swear I'm going to slaughter him!" Hyori exclaimed then when a thought ran across her head, she rubbed her chin in thought, "Hmm... Well, save for his face. It would be an absolute crime to harm that face of his."
Jaejoong noticed his best friend's eyes dilate and also all her anger dissipate due to the mere thought of the man.
Actually, the pretty boy has heard a lot about this "Jung Yunho" character. He's the main talk on the campus. Tiredly, Jaejoong had to sit through classes while hearing other girls gossip, wail, whine, and swoon over him. "Oh, he's so charming" "I want to date Jung Yunho." "Jung Yunho is a god" "He broke my heart" and so on and so forth. It was annoying.
At all costs, Jaejoong made sure to avoid this man. He's just the typical player who loves messing with people's feelings. Like Hyori's, for example.
"Look. I think you should really stop seeing that guy. He doesn't sound like any good."
"NO! You don't understand, Joongie! Yes, he's a perverted jerk but he's still extremely sweet and everything. You need to meet him to know what I mean!"
The raven-haired boy was rendered speechless. Wasn't it just minutes ago when Hyori was ranting about the guy? And now she was defending him? It was always like that with the ladies. Every single one of them would experience some sort of tragic heart break because of him then the next day, they'd return to their old selves, worshipping the ground Yunho stepped foot on.
"It's your choice then, Hyo. You're a grown woman so I guess you can make decisions on your own. Just be careful." was all Jaejoong had to say before returning to the kitchen to finish up on dinner.
'Please god, don't let me ever cross paths with this guy.'
-
Jaejoong worked in a restaurant owned by his parents. It was quite large but with a very comforting ambiance. The waiters and waitresses were all relaxed, hanging around behind the counter. It was 4pm, not particularly the busiest time of the day. There were only a few customers at the time. Faint chatting and silverware clacking on ceramic plates were the only things that broke the silence.
The unoccupied servers noticed the door to the entrance open.
"I got this." Jaejoong offered.
As Jaejoong walked up to the man near the entrance, he couldn't help but notice how exceptionally handsome he was. He was tall, well-built, with soft-looking chocolate locks falling gently over his almond-shaped eyes. Definitely gorgeous.
"Table for one please." A deep husky voice requested.
For some reason, Jaejoong was pleased to know that this man was alone, not coming/waiting for a date or anything.
"Right this way." The raven-haired ushered. Once Yunho was seated on his chair, Jaejoong handed him a menu. "Your server for the evening shall be here shortly." He slightly bowed then walked away as Yunho's brown orbs followed his steps.
Oh my god.
The moment Jaejoong entered the kitchen, he gave up on his composure and started fanning himself. That guy was totally a head-turner.
"Boy, do you look flustered." Changmin, the head chef, chuckled.
"Shut up."
"Hmm, what can make our little Joongie resemble a tomato?" Changmin pretended to think critically while he stroked his chin. "Ah, of course. Could it be you've found someone else to perve on?"
"N-no. What in the world are you talking about? It's just hot in here. That's all." The boy continued fanning himself. "What are you doing, slacking off here? Don't you have work to do?" Jaejoong reprimanded.
"You're no fun, Jae." Changmin smirked before heading back in front of the stove where he belonged.
"Oh~" Junsu, another co-worker, snuck up on him. "Could it be that it's the handsome man from table number four that caused all of this?" He had been listening to the conversation the whole time.
The smaller man pouted when he realized that everyone decided to tease him about this.
Jeez! It was just one man! One! Why is everyone so adamant on pressing the issue?
Junsu ran up to Jaejoong then pushed him out of the kitchen door resulting in him stumbling awkwardly in the outside, under the scrutiny of the public eye.
The dolphin boy quickly tossed a note pad to the other teen. "Here! You can be in charge of this customer. Bye bye, Jae." The door slammed shut.
Jaejoong sighed then marched up to the table with the handsome-perfect-gorgeous man.
"Hello again." The raven said behind clenched teeth. "My name is Jaejoong and I'll be your server for the evening. What drinks can I get you?"
The brunette smirked in recognition. "Just water please."
"Alright. One glass of water coming right up. Do you need time to think of your order?" Jaejoong bit on his lip, a nervous habit of his.
The other man fixed his gaze on the plump flesh being chewed by a set of white teeth seeming to find it more interesting than answering his question. "Actually," He started dazedly, "I need your recommendation on what to order. What would I take pleasure in the most you think?" His eyes traveled up and lay on Jaejoong's round doe-like ones.
"Uh I-I recommend the-"
The handsome man steadily jerked on the thinner man's arms, making him sit next to him on his booth chair. "I can't hear that beautiful voice of yours. You're speaking too softly." He chuckled.
"S-sorry. Sir, I suggest you order the Kim's sirloin tip roast. It's o-our specialty." Timidly, the pretty waiter replied. He was unsure if he liked this close proximity with the other man or not. The pleasant warmth emanating from the handsome man's form was slowly driving him crazy.
"Ah~ Yeah I was thinking of that. My, now that I think about it more, it does seem very enticing, indeed." The other man made sure not to break eye-contact. The latter gulped and tried to look anywhere, anywhere! but in his eyes. He marveled at how the brunette can say the simplest of things and make them sound sexy...
"So, uh, y-yeah... One sirloin tip roast? Your order will come shortly." He said in a hurry before dashing to the safety of the kitchen.
Jaejoong's heart was racing. It's quite odd for him to feel like this on the first meeting alone. Jaejoong wasn't usually this excited around handsome men. He was usually good in keeping his calmness or (sometimes) stoic face. There was something about that handsome stranger that got him all winded up, though, he concluded.
God, he's like a prince. My Prince Charming...
And Jaejoong did not give a rat's ass how cliche that just sounded. The name really suited him, he thought gleefully before collecting the things the man ordered.
-
"Stupid asshole." Hyori seethed from across Jaejoong.
Both of them were currently at the university's busy cafeteria eating lunch.
"First he doesn't call or text me for weeks and now I hear from other people that he's taken an interest to some guy. Who the hell does he think he is?" She growled angrily then stabbed her raveoli with her plastic fork.
"Now, now, Hyo, don't let off your anger on the food. They haven't done anything wrong to you." Jaejoong commented. "And I thought Mr. Jung Yunho was straight?" He tilted his head in question.
"I thought so too but apparently all's changed after seeing some pretty boy the other day. You know what? When we get home tonight, I'm going to leave him a message on his facebook wall. A message filled with my oh-so colorful vocabulary and tons of other obscenities" A dark expression loomed over her face as she said those words with fierce conviction.
"Ha, then what? Display your relationship problems out publicly?"
Hyori ignored that and continued on, "I'll let everyone know just how much of a cruel jerk he is. Watch me."
Jaejoong slurped on his orange juice, "Uh, I'd rather not. I have work today. OH! Speaking of work! Guess who I met yesterday?" He didn't give her a chance to answer since he was too hyper "My prince charming!" He swooned.
"What?" She eyed him skeptically.
"He's perfect, Hyori! I don't even know his name but he's fucking perfect!"
"Well good for you, Joongie... At least someone's love life is taking a step towards progression while mine's forever in a pathetic stagnant mode." Bitterly, she said.
The pretty teen rested his chin on his palm and gave an encouraging smile to his best friend. "Nonsense, Hyo. Remember what I told you yesterday."
Hyori smiled at this then the raven continued talking about the handsome stranger he met at his restaurant.
-
Weeks have passed and Mr. Prince Charming has been visting Jaejoong's restaurant daily, requesting for him to be his server every time. It would always be the same, Jaejoong's cheeks flushed to a pretty shade of pink while the other lad's eyes shined with a glint of want. While working, it would seem as if Jaejoong was situated in the comfiest spot on cloud 9 whenever the latter was around.
Of course, Yunho's visits would never go beyond innocent flirting. Though, Yunho would push on and on, talking about how they should have dinner together sometime or that kind of sort. Jaejoong always extensively declined due to not wanting to look too "desperate".
When Jaejoong told this to Hyori, however, she pretty much snapped very angrily at the lad...
"YOU HAVE A HANDSOME YOUNG GENTLEMAN AFTER YOUR ASS AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN CARE TO ACCEPT HIS DAMN OFFERS? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, KIM JAEJOONG. THIS IS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO GET FUCKING LAID. AND HELL, HE'S EVEN THE GUY OF YOUR DREAMS! I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO WRONG HERE!!!"
Yup, definitely snapped.
"Oh would you look at that." Junsu muttered while he wiped the restaurant's counter with an old, tattered rag, "Joongie! Your prince is here." He called over his shoulder sarcastically. Jaejoong's favorite customer has arrived.
At that, Jaejoong dropped the tray of beverages he was holding. "AH!" He screamed before turning red. Deeply, he bowed to the table that the drinks were for. "My sincere apologies, my sincere apologies!"
"No, no! None of that. It's totally fine!" One of the females said finding Jaejoong's antics extremely endearing.
Yunho, witnessing the whole commotion, strode up to the place where Jaejoong was still bowing and intended to help clean up the mess. The girls at the table squealed upon his appearance.
"Oh my god. It's Jung Yunho!" One of them whispered.
"How do I look?" The other started finger combing her hair, making sure she looked presentable to the handsome man.
Jaejoong was not able to overhear their conversation due to the current situation at hand. Out of nowhere, he felt a hand lightly landing on his waist and noticed it was Yunho's!
"Where do you keep your mops around here?" the sexy voice of his asked.
"U-uh i-in the kitchen."
Yunho smiled before letting go of his waist then leaving his side in the direction of the kitchen. Junsu and the rest of the staff just laughed at the expression plastered on the raven's face: shocked and profusely blushing once again.
Jaejoong silently watched his prince charming mop up the spilled drinks for a while before snapping out of his trance. He slipped into the kitchen as well and grabbed a broom and dust pan to clean up the broken shards of glass on the floor.
A little while later after the mess was fixed, prince charming was accompanying the busy Jaejoong in the counter. The restaurant was already closed and Jaejoong was in charge of doing inventory.
"So...." The brunette began after moments of silence (besides the sound of Jaejoong scribbling on paper and counting of coins) "Might you be busy this fine evening?"
Jaejoong had a sharp intake of breath. He already knew the next words that were going to come from his bow-shaped lips.
"Uh.. actually..." then Hyori's shrill voice flooded his ears in memory of what transpired the other day. "..No... I'm not busy."
Yunho grinned, showing off a full set of his amazing, pearl white teeth. "Great." He continued. "So, how's about a date tonight? There's this cool new club that opened downtown and I've always been meaning to check it out.. Care to join me?"
Jaejoong fought off the urge to swoon right in front of the fucking adonis in front of him. "It would be my pleasure to join you." he answered with an demure smile.
-
Loud music was blaring while the club-goers danced the night away, forgetting their worries and burdens. The dim lights casted in the club gave off a comforting feel and easily made people just let go and have fun.
The two males were currently seated atop a velvet booth chair, exchanging jokes with one another and telling more and more about themselves. Hours passed and drink after drink were downed by the two. Both men were already drunk out of their minds, Jaejoong was giggling at every word that escaped his prince charming's fine lips while the latter was unabashedly throwing corny pick-up lines here and there to the gorgeous boy.
"Hey Jae, wanna dance?"
"Hahaha sure."
Jaejoong struggled to stand up straight but Yunho made sure to grip his waist tightly to avoid the latter from falling.
Once the two situated themselves in the dancefloor, a new song started.
"Oh Mirotic, my favorite." The brunette grinned before starting to dance. He watched amazedly how Jaejoong sensually swayed his hips to the music, looking very much like a vixen right then and now. Slowly, Jaejoong turned so that his back was facing the taller man's chest then continued his erotic dance. Yunho rested his hands on the latter's slim waist, guiding him in his dance that was until the pretty man's ass accidentally brushed over Yunho's crotch area.
Yunho groaned at the feeling then tightened his hold on Jaejoong's waist to make him do it again. Pretty soon, Jaejoong was very much aware of where he was brushing over and then started to feel the other harden. Jaejoong wrapped his arms around the taller man's neck, still with his back facing the latter, then leaned his head on the man's shoulder and fixed his gaze on his almond eyes.
"Do you ever kiss on the first date?" Yunho whispered.
"No..." The smaller man started. "but I'll make an exception just for you." Then he leaned into his prince charming's lips and pressed his on it softly. The first touch of their lips was simply exhilarating. Yunho thought about the feel of Jaejoong's plush lips, so soft like rose petals. He trailed his tongue over the beautiful man's bottom lip, asking to deepen the kiss. Unhesitatingly, Jaejoong opened his mouth to welcome in the other man's warm tongue and started touching his with his own as well. Jaejoong moaned into the deep French kiss resulting in Yunho tightening his hold even more on his waist. Next, Yunho slowly started humping his crotch onto the raven's firm behind. Jaejoong gasped then Yunho ended their tight lip-lock only to latch his lips on the pretty man's exposed neck.
"Oh my goodness..."
His prince charming's lips felt so good on his neck. He felt him gently nibbling on his neck then sucking it afterwards. Yunho's hands then traveled lower until it was below the hem of Jaejoong's flimsy blouse then slipped his hand inside.
Yunho loved the feeling of Jaejoong's skin. It was just as soft as he imagined in his wet dreams. He trailed his arms higher and higher up Jaejoong's flat stomach then he realized where they were. He was exposing Jaejoong's stomach to the public eyes. Momentarily, Yunho lifted his head from Jaejoong's neck (unwillingly) and saw how there were many eyes focusing on them.
Yunho turned Jaejoong around. Wide-eyed, Jaejoong wondered why with the abrupt halt.
"Jaejoong, what about sex on the first date?" Prince charming said with his eyes burning with lust.
"Mmm, I don't think I have a choice." Jaejoong playfully said when he meaningfully let his eyes fall to his and the latter's half-hard cocks.
"Word of warning, Jaejoong, I'm about to do very dirty things to you."
The sober Jaejoong would have fainted right then and there but fortunately, he wasn't sober. He was now the wild and adventurous version of himself. "Come now, I hope you're not only a man of many words and no actions."
"Oh, you just wait..." Yunho leaned down and stole a quick kiss from the raven's tempting lips. "My name's Yunho by the way, scream that later on, kay?"
Yunho? Why does that name sound so familiar?
Jaejoong disregarded the thought right away, though, as soon as Yunho pulled him along towards the exit, making their hasty getaway.
→a/n: 3212wc
please forgive me for the grammatical errors ;~; and also, to
mushroomkey, I hope this was alright D:
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