I <3 Ali John and Harold Bloom
Alipotato: how would you define a comic hero
DoloresHaze55: i wouldn't
Alipotato: okay
DoloresHaze55: what's this for?
Alipotato: class
DoloresHaze55: -rolls eyes-
DoloresHaze55: which one?
Alipotato: lit
DoloresHaze55: is this what brown kids do? speak in short, cryptic sentences so their friends become infuriated?
Alipotato: hehe
DoloresHaze55: Hipster girl: Oh, I'm not saying love doesn't exist...just that I'm not going to ever have any, so why shouldn't I just settle for money and sex? --Bowery Ballroom, Delancey Street. Overheard by: Keith
Alipotato: we're reading a palestinian novel
Alipotato: and lit crits compare the protagonist to candide
Alipotato: in that he is a comic hero
Alipotato: that's all
Alipotato: and don
Alipotato: t stereotype me for the color of my skin!
Alipotato: I am white, damnit!
Alipotato: :-)
DoloresHaze55: don't make me roll my eyes
Alipotato: haha
DoloresHaze55: i never read candide
Alipotato: i saw the tv opera
Alipotato: not the same
DoloresHaze55: harold bloom would be ashamed of me
Alipotato: he'd be ashamed of everyone
Alipotato: and then he'd touch you inappropriately
Alipotato: such as Harold Bloom does
DoloresHaze55: but i like to think that one day harold bloom wouldn't be ashamed of me, but rather approve of the deep love i have for the western canon of literature as he has re-written it, respect my writing, and then touch me inappropiately
Alipotato: hahahaha
Alipotato: one for the books
Alipotato: i gtg be an angry arab
Alipotato: and read sparknotes candide
DoloresHaze55: cheater!
Alipotato: harold bloom would be proud
Alipotato: we're not supposed to read candide for class
DoloresHaze55: ahh
Alipotato: but it would help me make sense of it
Alipotato: *it being the book we are reading
Alipotato: k,bye
DoloresHaze55: i wouldn't
Alipotato: okay
DoloresHaze55: what's this for?
Alipotato: class
DoloresHaze55: -rolls eyes-
DoloresHaze55: which one?
Alipotato: lit
DoloresHaze55: is this what brown kids do? speak in short, cryptic sentences so their friends become infuriated?
Alipotato: hehe
DoloresHaze55: Hipster girl: Oh, I'm not saying love doesn't exist...just that I'm not going to ever have any, so why shouldn't I just settle for money and sex? --Bowery Ballroom, Delancey Street. Overheard by: Keith
Alipotato: we're reading a palestinian novel
Alipotato: and lit crits compare the protagonist to candide
Alipotato: in that he is a comic hero
Alipotato: that's all
Alipotato: and don
Alipotato: t stereotype me for the color of my skin!
Alipotato: I am white, damnit!
Alipotato: :-)
DoloresHaze55: don't make me roll my eyes
Alipotato: haha
DoloresHaze55: i never read candide
Alipotato: i saw the tv opera
Alipotato: not the same
DoloresHaze55: harold bloom would be ashamed of me
Alipotato: he'd be ashamed of everyone
Alipotato: and then he'd touch you inappropriately
Alipotato: such as Harold Bloom does
DoloresHaze55: but i like to think that one day harold bloom wouldn't be ashamed of me, but rather approve of the deep love i have for the western canon of literature as he has re-written it, respect my writing, and then touch me inappropiately
Alipotato: hahahaha
Alipotato: one for the books
Alipotato: i gtg be an angry arab
Alipotato: and read sparknotes candide
DoloresHaze55: cheater!
Alipotato: harold bloom would be proud
Alipotato: we're not supposed to read candide for class
DoloresHaze55: ahh
Alipotato: but it would help me make sense of it
Alipotato: *it being the book we are reading
Alipotato: k,bye