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I would just like to declare my undying love for Passions. This summer's big storyline (which isn't over per se but the characters are all back in Harmony now) involved Alistair Crane stealing the chalice from the Vatican, but first he went to the Virtual Vatican with Whitney with the power of virtual technology. What other soap opera has dolls turning into people, houses being sucked into hell, witch children, and orangutan nursemaids? Tragically, I just found out that Passions is slated to end in July 2007. But that's why God made DVD's.
[Timmy the doll speaks to a sleeping Charity]
Timmy: Timmy would lay down his life for you... if Timmy had a life to lay down.
Ivy Winthrop Crane: Well, we all remember where the bloody corpse dream got the family the last time.
Charity Standish: Zombie slut!
Reese Durkee: Not even the Internet can save us now!
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald: You're not moving.
Sheridan Crane: My feet won't let me.
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald: Aww... I love those feet.
Alistair Crane: [on Theresa] She may be a tramp, but she's my tramp!
Julian: You are no son of mine!
Fox: Well, given this family's history, I wouldn't be surprised if you're right.