Recipe to Fake a Pregnancy / Eine Scheinschwangerschaft Machen
Ingredients / Die Bestandteilen
A) 1 Pillow / 1 Kissen
B) Large Clothes / Große Kleider
Wear pillow under clothes. Walk uncomfortably.
Tragen Sie das Kissen unter den Kleidern. Gehen Sie ungemütlich.
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So today we get a March snow storm. What a rip off. I was lured to upstate NY with pictures of lush beaches and water slides. It wasn't until later that I found out that it was just a picture of someone holding brochures at an airport in Florida. I want my money back.
Anyhow, I departed my place of employment at around 12:45 pm. Upon my arrival this morning, I notified my (not so) astute manager that in case of inclimate weather, I would be leaving early, and he said it was fine. However, when I was actually ready to go this afternoon, he begged me to stay another hour, of which I declined, and told me to ask the "big" manager, since she was "calling the shots today". That didn't really bother or discourage me though. She's a new manger, and she appears to be fond of me (as an employee). There was though a lot of data entry work that needed to be done today, but I think I lucked out since I'm not trained on that particular system anyway. I had, on the other hand, completed a significant amount of data entry of my usual type. So she let me go with no problem.
The usual 20 minute drive was a 45 minute one today. Maybe it had something to do with traffic moving at 30mph on the Northway. Even at that speed, coming to a complete stop meant skidding to a complete stop. But it was worth the 2 hour nap I had when I got home.
This may surprise you, but I got a LiveJournal today!
~DHC
A) 1 Pillow / 1 Kissen
B) Large Clothes / Große Kleider
Wear pillow under clothes. Walk uncomfortably.
Tragen Sie das Kissen unter den Kleidern. Gehen Sie ungemütlich.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So today we get a March snow storm. What a rip off. I was lured to upstate NY with pictures of lush beaches and water slides. It wasn't until later that I found out that it was just a picture of someone holding brochures at an airport in Florida. I want my money back.
Anyhow, I departed my place of employment at around 12:45 pm. Upon my arrival this morning, I notified my (not so) astute manager that in case of inclimate weather, I would be leaving early, and he said it was fine. However, when I was actually ready to go this afternoon, he begged me to stay another hour, of which I declined, and told me to ask the "big" manager, since she was "calling the shots today". That didn't really bother or discourage me though. She's a new manger, and she appears to be fond of me (as an employee). There was though a lot of data entry work that needed to be done today, but I think I lucked out since I'm not trained on that particular system anyway. I had, on the other hand, completed a significant amount of data entry of my usual type. So she let me go with no problem.
The usual 20 minute drive was a 45 minute one today. Maybe it had something to do with traffic moving at 30mph on the Northway. Even at that speed, coming to a complete stop meant skidding to a complete stop. But it was worth the 2 hour nap I had when I got home.
This may surprise you, but I got a LiveJournal today!
~DHC