I doctored it... can you tell?
You Are Older than Time Itself
Under 12: You are childish and piss people off. Fuck you, you fucking baby. No one likes to see a grown man cry.
13-19: What the fuck is the matter with you, you douchbag? You look like a putz. Who the fuck is white and from the "'burbs" but acts like "they from tha hizzood"? Fuck you.
20-29: Get a job.
30-39: You're getting to that point where you've stopped being cool. A younger you would hate the current you. You've abandoned your stupid ideals for your money-grubbing, whorish lifestyle. Good work, you fucking sell-out.
40+: You are old. I mean, Jesus titty-fucking Christ, you're old. You might as well die right now. I mean, fuck. FUCK! Start digging your grave, Oldspice. The end is nigh.
What Age Do You Act?
Under 12: You are childish and piss people off. Fuck you, you fucking baby. No one likes to see a grown man cry.
13-19: What the fuck is the matter with you, you douchbag? You look like a putz. Who the fuck is white and from the "'burbs" but acts like "they from tha hizzood"? Fuck you.
20-29: Get a job.
30-39: You're getting to that point where you've stopped being cool. A younger you would hate the current you. You've abandoned your stupid ideals for your money-grubbing, whorish lifestyle. Good work, you fucking sell-out.
40+: You are old. I mean, Jesus titty-fucking Christ, you're old. You might as well die right now. I mean, fuck. FUCK! Start digging your grave, Oldspice. The end is nigh.
What Age Do You Act?