hey congrats on that most inspirational. i didn't vote for you (i think i voted for tony or will putnum), but now that i think about it, you definitely deserved it more that anyone.
think we're gonna swim in the fall, and you should too. next year is gonna be killer.
FORGET THAT. DO SALMON BAY AQUATICS. WE WILL MAKE YOU GOD IN ONE SUMMER. LONG COURSE SEASON THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY OFF THE CHAIN. YOU WILL GO A 52 IN THE 100 FLY NEXT YEAR IF YOU SWIM WITH US. OMG JOIN SBAY. IT WILL BE SO TIGHT.
HEY EVAN, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS APPROXIMATELY 2 CM AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE KEYBOARD??? I KNOW YOUR FINGER CAN GO THE DISTANCE, DUDE!!! :D
Haha, wait, WHY would you do Salmon Bay for one summer/part of the year? You wouldn't, that's why. Basically, if you're going to join a club, come swim with us; we're like 10,000 times more low key, our coach is a total g (though he doesn't really...coach all that much), you aren't forced to go twice a day or anything nuts like that, we're RIGHT next to Lakeside (most convienent thing ever), AND we're not bad. It's basically a pretty good deal for people in our situation, who haven't been swimming for very long. And Gavin's (and Christian?) considering doing it, too.
reasons for joining cascade. 1. you can be lazy and fat and ugly and still be given an excuse to call yourself a swimmer.
reasons for joining salmon bay 1. we're fast (a LOT faster than cascade) 2. we are the epitome of tight. 3. we would have a rockin' relay if you joined...and someone else. 4. we have hott girls (for example, kay??? hott?? don't make me laugh) 5. we don't have half the stoners and rejects from other teams. 6. our coach is becoming a g. 7. we swim outdoors during the summer. 8. you will become the fastest butterflyer in lakeside history by next year.
that's it. dude if you join, you will get so much better and you will rock next year. i'm asking for a chance, here. come on. we need guys.
our girls team would completely shit on their's and their guy team might beat us, seeing as we only have 2 guys at the moment. well, if you really consider the other guy a ... guy. he's not a favorite on the team.
I'll give you the girls, but whatever, because we have good younger girls (like Elizabeth Weitz). The other ones graduated (from what I can tell). And, to use one of your hella annoying poop analogies, whatever our boys "might" beat you--they would "shit" on you over and over again. I mean, our 13-14 year old boys are frickin tight (Owen, Kyle, Sean...can you say best 400 medley relay team in the nation last year?). And since you're the best boy on "SBAY", yeah, you could win the two long distance events and maybe the 200 or some obscure thing like the 400 IM, but we'd win everything else (haha remember Chrissy's 4:38 500!).
And "their's"? I've come to expect better punctuation from you.
Wait, but since you said "clubs", did you mean which PNS club is the best, Brandon? Hahaha, way to be Evan. Anyway, it's King (they practice @ KCAC).
ok. i can eat all and all of your breast strokers, and i'm not even the fastest breats stroker on sbay. tony dennis=poo fest in all the fly by our somewhat other male, erin warren (actually is a guy's name). wait, backstroke? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh either me OR erin can WHIP any boohoo little cascade boy's wannabe speedo in half!!!! so you say i can't beat anyone in anything besides distance free? oh my, i'm faster than any of your 200 free swimmers, and i'm on their asses in the 100 and who gives a shit about the 50, anyway. i don't think we even have ANY 13-14 boys. forget that. who cares about age groups
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Re: Sean Nesheim (of CASCADE) has a 1:46 200 fr and he's 13...bronaghApril 2 2005, 00:15:33 UTC
Okay, Evan, I didn't want to disrupt the sanctity of your flawlessly toolish comment, but grrr I can't not correct these blatant fallacies! Re: the "breats strokers" (please tell me you know that breaststroke is one word :( ), I don't even know who this "Erin" figure is, buttt since when did you go a 1:02 or better in the 100 breast? That's Perry S. right there. So I'm not sure how you're "eating all and all" of the breastrokers here
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think we're gonna swim in the fall, and you should too. next year is gonna be killer.
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Yeah, if not summer swim league than definitely with Girls Pre-Season. We have soooooo much potential as a team
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-evan
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KAY! Expect emails, Im talking to all the captains. Varsity is going to be much harder to get next year....
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:D
Haha, wait, WHY would you do Salmon Bay for one summer/part of the year? You wouldn't, that's why. Basically, if you're going to join a club, come swim with us; we're like 10,000 times more low key, our coach is a total g (though he doesn't really...coach all that much), you aren't forced to go twice a day or anything nuts like that, we're RIGHT next to Lakeside (most convienent thing ever), AND we're not bad. It's basically a pretty good deal for people in our situation, who haven't been swimming for very long. And Gavin's (and Christian?) considering doing it, too.
Ah okay, flippin' shweet!
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1. you can be lazy and fat and ugly and still be given an excuse to call yourself a swimmer.
reasons for joining salmon bay
1. we're fast (a LOT faster than cascade)
2. we are the epitome of tight.
3. we would have a rockin' relay if you joined...and someone else.
4. we have hott girls (for example, kay??? hott?? don't make me laugh)
5. we don't have half the stoners and rejects from other teams.
6. our coach is becoming a g.
7. we swim outdoors during the summer.
8. you will become the fastest butterflyer in lakeside history by next year.
that's it. dude if you join, you will get so much better and you will rock next year. i'm asking for a chance, here. come on. we need guys.
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Let's be nice club swimmers, can't we all be friends?
BTW, who (technically) would win if all the clubs sent there best swimmers?
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And "their's"? I've come to expect better punctuation from you.
Wait, but since you said "clubs", did you mean which PNS club is the best, Brandon? Hahaha, way to be Evan. Anyway, it's King (they practice @ KCAC).
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AHHHHHHHHH, man that comment. Ahaha ooooh Evan G: You're pretty much my effin' hero...
Your feet weren't tied in a knot. :(
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