An odd thing happened on the way to the toilet...
So for the past month I have walked past my fiance's Raider's calendar and wondered at the little smiley face that my love has drawn on July 11th, my birthday. I remember the day he ran into the bedroom and drew the happy little fellow, but for the life of me I could not remember why he was there, grinning at me like he had a secret to tell and I was too dumb to hear it.
Finally one day, on the way to the bathroom, I walked past the calendar and yelled across the house. "Why the hell is there a smiley face on my birthday?"
After a second my shout was returned with another. "So I remember to eat you out!"
Have you ever tried to walk into a bathroom that has eight mirrors and try to avoid seeing your own blushing face? Its damn near impossible!
I love my fiance to death, but he does some of the oddest things that either leave me scratching my head or wishing to god I had had the brains to not ask why. As a matter of fact I am seriously considering striking the word "Why" from my vocabulary.
I know my sanity would greatly appreciate it!
Finally one day, on the way to the bathroom, I walked past the calendar and yelled across the house. "Why the hell is there a smiley face on my birthday?"
After a second my shout was returned with another. "So I remember to eat you out!"
Have you ever tried to walk into a bathroom that has eight mirrors and try to avoid seeing your own blushing face? Its damn near impossible!
I love my fiance to death, but he does some of the oddest things that either leave me scratching my head or wishing to god I had had the brains to not ask why. As a matter of fact I am seriously considering striking the word "Why" from my vocabulary.
I know my sanity would greatly appreciate it!